Dick Knot

dik noun not noun, verb: a deserving of or held in contempt; despicable, naive, foolish or inane, esp. in an unconscious, complacent manner; silly, or inconsequential person able to make unable or unfit; weaken or destroy the capability of; cripple; incapacitate

After weeks of hard game, I finally got this playboy playmate to come over to my place for a little romance. The mood was set and things looked excellent for a night of unreal sex. Just then my dick knot of a room mate walked in and made himself at home.

by The Father of Lies April 18, 2008

Khortal gay

Too be gayer than gay -- gay to a turbo extent.

That's not just gay.. that's Khortal Gay...

by Rolex June 8, 2004

twat knot

a chick's clit.

that girl has a huge twat knot.

by jcal123456789 January 13, 2009

7 knots of love

7 knots of of love refers to a practice in which a woman slowly inserts a knotted rope into the anus of a man who is having sex with her. At the moment of climax, the woman jerks out the rope. The practice is rarely utilized in the US because; A. It's disgusting; and B. It's hazardous on several levels. Sometimes customers in Asian brothels request the procedure but it's likely that the customer doesn't realize what it is that they're asking for. Needless to say, if they get the treatment, they'll never forget it.

I asked her for the 7 knots of love and I've been using Depends ever since.

by jdlord June 26, 2009

balloon knot

the asshole

I'd like spread her cheeks and tickle her balloon knot

by eric the red September 29, 2003

Balloon Knot

Anus, Browneye, Cornhole, Dirty Spider,
Turd Cutter.

Yo, I busted out her balloon knot last night Dog.

by KELSY January 8, 2004

Ass-knots

The scenario in which one's crack hair becomes one great big sweaty knot, usually provoked by a long day of walking in the heat. The knot will increase in size by every step taken and will be further glued in position by the person's perspiration.
Attempts of ripping or untangling the knot will lead to a long lasting stinging sensation, resulting in a bruised and puckered ass crack.
Prolonged negligence of ass-knots can lead to a seriously painful crack and recent evidence have shown that soldiers worlwide prefer to wax or shave their ass crack and genitals as counter measure to prevent further
ass-knots while on patrol.

"Dude, I've got a serious case of the ass-knots."

One soldier to another:
"I just tried to rip away my ass-knots and now my crack is bleeding."

Tourist guide to sightseeing group:
"All right everyone we're gonna go sightseeing in Rome, so prepare for ass-knots!"

"Man, I can't even take a dump with all these accumulated ass-knots in the way..."

by Mr.Weegels December 31, 2007