a person deliberately blocking traffic (typically referred to as a dumbass) to protest any and everything Trump says or does, causing them to automatically become magnetic to vehicles trying to go about their day, without unsolicited delay
I was on my way to work when I was stopped by a group of MAGA-nets blocking the intersection. My car was automatically attracted to the MAGA-net, which promptly cleared my path as the bounced off my bumper and quarter panels like balls in a pinball machine.
by anonymous November 13, 2025
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Get the Glenn Net mug.A phrase shouted out once a sale has been met. Usually only said by those going by the name of Michelle and Rebecca.
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Get the net on the fax mug.A pasta fork; apoon-shaped instrument with prongs for lifting long-stranded cooked pastas, such as spaghetti.
"I can't find my fucking racist thing!"
"Your what?"
"My Polish hair net! This thing!"
"You mean a pasta fork?"
"Yeah my grandmother calls it a Polish hair net, I think it's a Dutch thing, they're really racist."
"Your what?"
"My Polish hair net! This thing!"
"You mean a pasta fork?"
"Yeah my grandmother calls it a Polish hair net, I think it's a Dutch thing, they're really racist."
by Not So Super Mario September 20, 2013
Get the polish hair net mug.The Grey Net is area of the internet where a person can find the types of things or information that are not necessarily illegal to possess but are illegal to use, assemble, combine, or have in public. Things like illegally high powered laser pointers mislabeled to appear safe, a silencer for your gun that only needs a couple holes drilled to function, ED medications without a prescription, or a set of universal heavy equipment keys for 14.99. The Grey Net is simply the shady area of the internet, the dark web's somewhat more responsible brother.
by Freightrain47 January 22, 2021
Get the Grey Net mug.To unexpectedly encounter something surprising/disturbing/intriguing while surfing the Internet. The key is the unexpected - if you were actively searching for "puppies on bicycles", finding "puppiesonbikes.com" does not count as a net-stumble.
Check this site out - it's like IMDB for adult film stars. I net-stumbled on it after mistyping the address of IMDB.
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