piddles 

letting go of any kind of body waste when you are intoxicated.

oh crap, i got the piddles bad.

hey gess what. I piddeled on your floor when you where sleeping and it was in your moms eye.

piddles by Hooch/Pundar February 23, 2005

The Piddles 

The Piddles is a slang term for people who have to get up in the middle of the night to urinate. Generally, used by older individuals who tend to have this problem.

Man, I had the piddles last night. It took forever to get back to sleep.

The Piddles by fiendish5022 August 18, 2022

piddle wingless hymenoptera 

This is a nice way of saying "piss ant".

Joe from Juneau is such a big piddle wingless hymenoptera! I really hope he has a efilnikufesin (Nice Fuckin' Life)!!!

piddle wingless hymenoptera by Telephony September 26, 2010

Use the Paddles 

A phrase often used on people in trouble or requesting help. Unlike conventional phrases, it means that you can't help them, and they're on their own. Coined by a bystander watching a man trying to fight pirates off his paddle boat, but was overpowered.

Usually used in cases when the troubled person has no hope of winning otherwise, or is very likely to fail without outside support.

Soldier: "Sir! The enemy broke through our defenses! We can't hold them off!"
Commander: "USE THE PADDLES!"

Student 1: "Hey, I forgot to study for the test today. Any advice you could give me?"
Student 2: "Well, I guess you have to use the paddles."
Student 1: "Aw, shit."

Use the Paddles by AdmiralofShe October 16, 2016

piddled-off 

When a TV program (such as the news or other current events program) forces heavy censorship, they urge the reporters, narrators, and other crew to say something like piddled-off instead of pissed-off.

{Narrator}:
"In this video, you'll see what happens when one piddled-off idiot takes things way too far."

piddled-off by Telephony December 16, 2016

Piddle Plopping 

The act of peeing and pooping at the same time.

In order to save time in the bathroom, I started piddle plopping.

Piddle Plopping by frump dump slump March 14, 2009

Portable Puddles

Referring to the build up of water inside your shoes after walking through a puddle or any other small body of water (noun)

I'm getting fucking pissed off! It was rainy yesterday and now I have portable puddles!

Portable Puddles by Reefer_420_Madness October 4, 2011