Fiddle E Willy

like tickle my pickle, Fiddle E Willy is the act of asking someone politely and consensually to touch your penis in an irish accent

Hey, sophie, Fiddle E Willy?

by arryboob June 10, 2024

fiddlejumble

The act of lambasting or molly whopping someone

omg im boutta fiddlejumble this fellow

by bigsigma45 June 21, 2024

fiddlesticks

What you say when you drop a plastic bag full of explosives.

"oh, fiddlesticks"

by snails_are_shit July 12, 2024

Fiddle Fingers Frenzy

The insatiable desire to pleasure oneself in a very aggressive and uncontrollable manner with a vagina. It's like your hand has a mind of its own and is on a mission to find pleasure at all costs.

Ariadna was cruising into work while self operating her Tesla. Suddenly she was overcome by the urge to engage in a Fiddle fingers frenzy. Full Self Driving mode was activated and multiple orgasms were achieved. Ariadna made it to work on top and stress free.

by SwolePoleDad July 24, 2024

fiddlewilly

A term used to describe being stuck in an undesirable situation

“I’m in a bit of a fiddlewilly at the moment”

by troutshoulder625 August 16, 2024

fiddlecock

To be lead on, or be brought to a point of satisfaction but immediately let down

She was all up on me at the party ready for some action but fiddlecocked me in the end, left me hanging.

by BenderizzGreat February 1, 2025

fiddleity

Or "fiddelity" --- please don't fuss me over exact spelling. Refers to how good a sound yer "cheap violin" instrument sounds when scraping out a lively tune on da back porch.

Jack Benny was actually quite an accomplished musician who could produce quite good "fiddleity"; his awful-sounding musical renditions were so hilarious precisely because he could indeed play so well --- as they say, you have to actually be really good at playing in order to know how to "play poorly well" --- i.e., to sound awful in a funny way that makes the audience laugh.

by QuacksO August 3, 2025