upper deck

The act of excreating a log of fecal matter in upper deck tank of a toilet.
Usually as a prank or in desperate need if the toilet is plugged or dirty.

I took a shit in my friends upper deck and it stunk up the bathroom.

by Anthony April 16, 2004

upper deck

depositing your fecal matter in the tank of an adversary or foe.

That guy Jimmy threw a party last week. He tried to kick me out, so I upper decked his ass. Then I wiped some shit in his bedspread. I hate that jerk, but he straight got shitowned!

by Jake Fischer March 3, 2005

docker's tea break

docker's tea break (sim). Descriptive
of something very long.

"Oh, what
a tiny little man", laughed Veruca Salt as
she saw the Oompah Lumpah. "He
may be small", cautioned Mr. Wonka as he
turned briskly on his heel, "but
he'll have a cock as long as a docker's
tea break.") From 'Charlie and the
chocolate sandwich', by Roald Dahl.

by C February 24, 2004

steam deck

When you take a shit on the top of the toilet seat lid.

Don't go in the bathroom, I just took a huge steam deck in there.

by Professor Brendt July 16, 2021

Swag on Deck

The ability to captivate someone with both personality and style!

I got my swag on deck today

by Franklin Lawrence 2 July 23, 2010

on deck

on deck is generally used to discribe somebody whos prepared, and has weed

-I need to get faded.

-Talk to Jay, hes always on deck!

by alex June 18, 2006

Double Decker

The act of taking a shit while another is sitting on your lap and shitting simultaneously between your legs.

Perry and Carl both had to shit but only one toilet was available so they performed a double decker.

by gvanasse32 February 25, 2013