Accrington

Accrington could be used as a dictionary example of a shithole. I6t is trapped between the majestic beauty of Blackburn and Burnley, both of which deserve greater recognition. Blackburn had the recent honour of being voted one of the ten grimmest towns in the northwest and Burnley is one of the only towns to have BNP (British National Party~~ formerly the British Nazi Party) councillors. Most of the denizens of Accrington are Townies, elsewhere known as Scallies Chavs and Pikeys. Consequently there is an impressively large JJB, and the All Sports gets a lot of business. The Market is also the place to go to get Bling and there is an impressive quantity of Jewellers who trade of the magpie like qualities off Townies (attracted to shiny and tacky things). Accrington has the some of the worst health care, the lowest numbers of students going into higher education and an impressive crime rate. A lot of this can be explained by the fact that house prices in Accrington are among the lowest in the country; therefore you can assume it’s the only place where these “people” can afford to live. The only places that can beat Accrington are its suburbs - unlike in most cities where the worst place is the inner city, Accrington has merged into the surrounding towns infecting them like a cancer. Only Baxenden has escaped. Ironically one of its neighbours is the Ribble Valley, which is the reverse in every way. Everyone with sense from Accy (as it is locally known) ends up there if they can afford paying £250,000+($458,380.99+) for a two up two down terrace in the centre of Whalley.

A) My Doctor said that I've got to drink more milk or I'll end up having to play for Accrington Stanley
B)Accrington Stanley who are they?
A) Exactly


(Two Scouser kids)

by Me November 1, 2004

accord

A reliable, economical car available in both sedan and coupe form factors, that perfectly reasonable people use for day-to-day transportation regardless of some internet douchebag's opinion about them.

It's a Honda Accord. What kind of example do you need? If you're not familiar with Honda and their line of vehicles, you probably can't read this anyway.

by Critical Error January 9, 2008

accompliments

(noun) multiple kind remarks made to someone about a single achievement

Joy got accompliments on her excellent idea for a new word in the Urban Dictionary!

by Dem Girlz May 14, 2015

spank account

The mental "bank account" where you memorize thoughts or images you want to think about later while you masturbate (spank).

Oh my God look at Elizabeth today...she looks so HAWT. Those jeans are definitely going into my spank account.

by Black@Heart October 22, 2010

Please accept

When you desperately want a definition to be accepted.

Please accept this
So I can sleep peacefully

by StayWokefromthots April 19, 2019

acceleraphobia

Your definition is of acceleration is wrong. People do legitimately have a fear of acceleration, but such people have no fear of speed. It's simply the rate at which one arrives at that speed that causes discomfort. Therefore, someone with a fear of acceleration can quite comfortably travel at 70 mph on a motorway, but they're not going to floor the accelerator in first gear, because that's just stupid and only morons drive like that.

Travelling from 0 to 30 mph by flooring the accelerator in first gear and reving up the engine on purpose to make a noise like a complete and utter twat.

by Mike May 13, 2005

accomplishment

The feeling that EA thinks that you have when you unlock the in-game characters by rigorously grinding for hundreds of hours, which rich kids can just pay extra penny to get them unlocked.

The intent is to provide players with a sense of pride and accomplishment for unlocking different heroes.

by B0tBratt December 29, 2017