you're shit 

"You're shit" translates into 你是狗屎 in Chinese, a common expression used by Chinese parents to express their displeasure towards their offsprings when a grade of A+ hasn't been achieved.

Father: Hey son, is that duuh A- in Engrish?
Son: Yeah?
Father: You're shit.

you're shit by Mike McJohnson Peter January 22, 2014

You're too good to me 

A phrase spoken by a girl who is definitely not going to sleep with you and will probably just use you for emotional comfort in between being played by fuckboys.

Her (every female ever): you're too good to me
You (a complete idiot): yeah but you're r worth it

You're too good to me by Flarpcop June 14, 2018

You're So Last Summer 

Greatest song EVER written!
"You're So Last Summer" is from band Taking Back Sunday's first full length CD entitled "Tell All Your Friends", track number 9.

The song has some amazing lyrics such as "you could slit my throat and with my one last gasping breath I'd apologize for bleeding on your shirt" , "boys like you are a dime a dozen" , and of course "if I'm just bad news, then you're a liar"

Boy: I love you.
Girl: Sorry, but we can't hang out anymore.
Boy: Why not?..
Girl: You're so last summer...
Boy: ...That's okay, you were getting fat anyways. Bye!

You're So Last Summer by HeyRomantica March 4, 2009

You're havin a bubble! 

You're kidding right?

Person 1: I'll give you $100 for the whole thing
Person 2: Fuck off mate you're havin a bubble!

You're havin a bubble! by MakesItBubble September 2, 2011

You're a dick 

Typically used when describing a person bearing the name Tony,

Most often used when a Tony does something stupid, lame, funny or really if a Tony does anything,

You're a dick can (granted a Tony is not around) can also be used to describe a Duke.

Tony: is that brick welded to that pole?

Everyone: Tony you're a dick.

Tony: I Painted my car dash again....
Everyone: you're a dick.

Tony: sthe sthells sthea sthells bthy the sthea sthore.
Everyone: your a dick..

Duke: arrrrrrgggggghhhhhh
Everyone: you're a dick

You're a dick by Not jordii November 20, 2020

You're fat 

A phrase jealous fat people or slutty skinny people say to normal people.

Often used by air-heads who think they're perfect

Miley Cyrus: "Dude, omg, you're fat!"

Normal Person: "I wouldn't be talking"

You're fat by 112358132135 November 3, 2010

You're the biggest mug out of all of us 

A saying used to call someone you spend time with, 'the biggest mug (fool)' out of the group.

Me: Dayne, you're the biggest mug out of all of us!
Dayne: Shut up bruv!

You're the biggest mug out of all of us by Randjit January 12, 2008