You're a dick

A term of endearment for cool/slightly odd couples to use to show affection and humour towards one another.
Non-offensive when used between the right people in the right circumstances.

Q."Darling, do you actually know how cool I am??"
A. "Awww honey, you're a dick"

by Starbar78 April 18, 2016

You're a dick

Typically used when describing a person bearing the name Tony,

Most often used when a Tony does something stupid, lame, funny or really if a Tony does anything,

You're a dick can (granted a Tony is not around) can also be used to describe a Duke.

Tony: is that brick welded to that pole?

Everyone: Tony you're a dick.

Tony: I Painted my car dash again....
Everyone: you're a dick.

Tony: sthe sthells sthea sthells bthy the sthea sthore.
Everyone: your a dick..

Duke: arrrrrrgggggghhhhhh
Everyone: you're a dick

by Not jordii November 20, 2020

You're a dick

Someone you find endearing and could in fact be in love with

Q. Do you know how much i love the Beatles even though i know you think the Stone's are superior??
A. Yeah(dreamy look).....but you're a dick 💜

by Starbar78 April 13, 2016

you're such a dick

Its like when you're being a fucking jerk and shit and you call someone that cause they're like a dick, ya'know?

Dude, you're such a dick.

by chodes_knows September 4, 2015

Whatever Sucks You're Dick

Said to someone when they have an expressed an opinion.

Person 1: Hey man have you tried that buffalo chicken?
Person 2: Yeah but I'm more of a Parmesan guy.
Person1: Hey, Whatever Sucks You're Dick.

by Watermelonjuice January 11, 2011

The way you're on my dick must really hurt your knees

Something said when you pwn someone so badly that you need to use a graphic blowjob metaphor.

Dear Lakers,

The way you're on my dick must really hurt your knees.

Love, the Pistons

by Mike Fellatio July 2, 2004