The United tax

The United tax is when clubs inflate football player valuations by 60-70% when Manchester United register an interest, because they know how easy it is to rinse ManU for everything they've got.

"Harry Maguire would be worth £30m if it wasn't for the United tax, but Leicster are demanding £90m"

The United tax by ElMondo1629 July 31, 2019

Leeds United 

Although many hate Leeds United non can deny that they are possibly one of the highest ranked teams in history, coming ninth overall in the Premier League Rankings since its conception (as of 2008/09 season). They have won the first division, now the Premier League, 3 times; won 6 cups in English League Football; won the Fairs Cup, now UEFA Cup, 3 times; were cheated out of the UEFA Champions League once; been crowned UEFA co-efficent Top Club 3 times.

In the 2008/09 season they were named as the club with the best home record in the United Kingdom, better than scum united (aka Manchester United (see also scum, wankers and fuck tards)), Liverpool and Chelsea.

Have often been cheated out of many things by the UEFA and FA (see your football knowledge for details), and have had no less than 10 players inducted into the National Hall Of Fame, more than 97% of British teams.

Have created songs that many associate with other teams now, for instance Leeds United fans came up with "Glory Glory Leeds United" before Manchester United and Tottenham used it too, and the song Marching On Together.

Also have been credited with the creation of the "We are the champions, champions of Europe" chant that many manchester united fans, amongst others, have seemed to have stolen now.

Absolutely the best supported team in the country, and no-one can argue with that. They still get a sold out 37,000 stadium in League One for a normal league game, which is more than most Premiership, European and Championship teams.

Anyone who says Leeds are shite can go fuck themselves because of simplistic lack of footballing knowledge, as facts above state. We may not have won as many trophies and league as man united, yet ask the question to yourself, if man united were in the League One division, would they still get a sold out stadium? The answer: would they fuck.

"Glory Glory Leeds United"

"We Are the Champions, Champions Of Europe" aka 'WACCOE'

"Marching On Together, we're gonna see you win naaaa nana na na na we are so proud, we shout it out loud we love you LEEDS LEEDS LEEDS!"

Leeds Fan: "Leeds are the best team in the world hands down"

Non-educated football fan: "No they arent!"

Leeds fan lays the facts on idiot

Non-educated football fan: "Oh... well they're still shit"

Leeds fan slaps idiot for being silly and gets on with life, unlike Millwall fans who would stab you to death.... then rape your mother.

Leeds United by Azeer May 13, 2009

leeds united 

A great team with a fantastic fan base and the best away support in the country if not the world, they've been from the ecstasy of the champions league semi-finals to the lows of being 2 days away from liquidation, and they're still going.

Leeds united Ledgends: Billy Bremmner, Norman Hunter, Jack Charlton, the great Don Revie, Tony Yaboah and Gary Kelly, and we hate Scumchester united (Man U), Celsea, Bradford, Huddersfield and Sheffield.

leeds united by McNeil June 20, 2006

Manchester United 

Manchester United is a football club based in Manchester. It was once a great club but now it is a piece of shite. Every South American that comes here becomes a huge flop (Di Maria, Falcao, Sanchez). It is now a club that fights for mid table spots and 6th place as Ole is not fixing anything

Did you see the match yesterday?
Yeah, Manchester United were so shite.
I know RIIIIGHT!! Can't even beat West Ham and Crystal Palace!

Manchester United by the f.a September 23, 2019

friends stand united 

Friends Stand United (FSU) or Forever Stand United was initially a crew of Boston hardcore fans that formed in the late 80's/ early 90's.

FSU has grown since then, with chapters in Seattle, Boston, Chicago, Los Angeles, Upstate NY, and several other locations.

Since the release of the video Boston Beatdown II, FSU has gained negative publicity throughout the Northeastern United States. FSU T-shirts are banned from many venues. FSU members have been accused of starting riots and fights at Boston concerts, and were even blamed for an assault on Moby.

Many blame FSU members for ruining the hardcore and punk scene through excessive fighting. They are known for picking fights in numbers. One FSU member was shot after injuring another concert attendee at a hardcore show in Arizona. They are also generally blamed (along with traveling fans who loitered outside the show, but never actually saw the bands) for the violence which erupted at the Pointless Fest held in Philadelphia in 2006.

did you see the friends stand united kids donkey punch that kid with the hawthorne heights shirt at the blood for blood show?

friends stand united by stay posi January 30, 2007

Sketchers United

Very small app but has a lot of shitty teens who use aave all the time(alot of them are white trust me). They're also really sensitive and are dicks if you're not good enough for them. They will also gaslight you into thinking you're wrong for hating their friend even tho you had valid reasons to. Not to mention the moderation is lazy like imagine suspending someone for saying trap even though they don't at all mean the slur. So yeah, don't download it but I mean it's dead as hell anyway.

This will probably anger a lot of people because I'm calling them out but idc

Sketchers united ruined my life

Sketchers United by BadKxrma8 July 11, 2023

the united states 

a country where people eat a lot, shoot a lot, screw a lot, and scream a lot. National animal is bald eagle because most of the politicians are bald and if we were eagles, we could fly somewhere without being stripped down at the airport.

The United States thinks it's the world's only superpower, except they owe all their money to China.

the united states by stophurtingme May 14, 2014