solomon

solomon is a light complected mexican . solomon can be very annoying at times but is chill to "hang around with"
99.9% of solomons are gay but yet very horny . solomon will do whatever it takes to fit in .people with this name tend to masturbate and finger themselves. be careful when around solomon for he will want to rape you and/or your children.

solomon was sentenced to 15 years in prison due to child molestation.

by Hugh G, Rection October 15, 2018

salmon

The act of sneaking up on an unknowing victim at a bar or any other public place and quickly slapping them back and forth between their kneecaps with your hand, thus creating the sensation of a salmon tail swimming between the victim's legs.

A successful salmon results in the person who got salmoned either buckling at the knees or attempting to high-step out of the salmon.

Confusion/anger almost always results after getting salmoned; however, the salmoner can turn the victim's confusion/anger into embarrassment by quickly standing up and shouting, "YOU JUST GOT SALMONED, SON! WOOOO!" while pumping your fist in a ridiculously confident manner.

I was talking to Donk at the bar when Booj snuck up from behind and salmoned him down at the knees then shouted "You just got salmoned, son!"

by WVBooj October 9, 2009

Salmon

Female who is extremely talanted and active during sexual intercourse.

Opposite of a stalefish, and better than a flounder.

Justin: Dude, you did the horizontal hokey pokey with Jessica? That girl has to be a salmon.

Jon: My man, girl is a salmon at it's finest. Rode me like a stallion.

by TWP Fisherman March 17, 2010

crusty salmon

crusty salmon is when you stick your finger down the back of your butt crack after you havent bathed or showered for several days, and when you pull your finger out you find fishy smelling flaky scales on your finger

"whats cooking in the kitchen? smells like fish..."

"actually i hooked an itch in my butt crack and caught a crusty salmon"

by shampooisbetter October 31, 2009

Pink Salmon

The act of placing a raw salmon on a mans shaft and having sexual intercourse with a woman to achieve an intense kinky orgasm.

Greg gave me a pink salmon last night and it gave me the best orgasm.

by slurpeeman November 1, 2007

Salmon

To go round to somebody's house, and have an unfortunate incident regarding to some sort of bodily function (fluid or solid)

-from the notorious historical nature of salmon related products giving you an upset stomach.

I'm frightfully sorry, i appear to have double salmoned upstairs.. first of all i blocked the toilet with a champion log. Then unfortunately on my way back from the bathroom i popped into your bedroom to get a stick of gum and chundered all over your bed..

by Bevlar March 1, 2010

SODO Salmon

Bum shit.

As Bill exited the taxi cab on his way to the Door of "Satsumi", a posh little sushi bar downtown; He noticed an unwrapped snickers bar on the sidewalk. This must be my lucky day, thought Bill as he picked up the suprisingly soft chocolate treat. As he bit the loaf, his heart sank, realizing the peanuts were supposed to be INSIDE of the bar making this, in fact, a sodo salmon.

by inkedman 82 April 2, 2010