Sober pocket

When you have moments of clarity and "soberness" while intoxicated or high.

"Guys I'm serious. In having a sober pocket."

by SportyZo May 15, 2016

sober diver

Some guy who takes advantage of a female friend by being the sober guy, who has been friend-zoned, that creeps at a bar, club, or after party, until the female is intoxicated enough to feel comfortable to agree to leave with him.

That dude doesnt drink and always gets laid, yea, hes a sober diver.

by anonymous November 1, 2017

soberable

any person of the opposite sex (or same sex if that churns your butter) that you find pleasant enough on the eyes to cause you to engage in sober intercourse with no need to explain, deny or justify said act... or the total opposite of drunkable

"oh man... check that out"
"eh... she ok"
"but check her... she's definitely soberable"
"soberable?"
"yeah... the opposite of drunkable"
"ok ok ok"
*knuckle pound in agreement*

by d i z k o 2 0 8 May 2, 2018

Soberity

Sober-rit-it-T
The drunken miss heard words of sober week so instead of two words you get one, soberity.

Matt - “Sorry I can’t drink I’m on a sober week.”
Sadie - “Soberity doesn’t mean you can’t drink!”
Matt-“What?”

by Gay retarded individual February 16, 2018

sober baby

a girl/guy who does not drink or smoke or take any drugs at parties or ever.

Friend 1: “hey do you want a shot?”
Friend 2: “no thank you, im a sober baby.”

by nire rendnir May 29, 2018

Snoober

Shooting snot out of your nose while laughing.

"Oh man, you just made me snoober."

by CatherynD June 26, 2018

smoberversary

The anniversary of a person's sobriety from smoking

I quit smoking a year ago. It's my first smoberversary!

by KikiLoriLee July 1, 2018