Man Secret

Secret only told to other men.

She's not allowed to know, it's a man secret.

by Fegget April 29, 2015

secret blog

A blog or online journal (e.g. Xanga, MySpace...etc) that is kept without the knowledge of one's friends or family; many times the information is untrue to glorify one's life

Today on my secret blog, I'll be a lawyer.

by Flying Moosefeet October 31, 2007

Secret votes

This is known as when a person stops walking, lies on their back, and licks the anus of a junk yard dog.

Frank: “You see that mo fo lying on his back in the junk yard?”
Hank: “Yeah buddy! That guy definitely secret votes.”

by magnateman January 14, 2019

Secret Lesbians

Those two girls that do everything with each other, everyone knows they're gonna get married

i.e Sarah and Laken

I swear they're secret lesbians

by Sour Pickle May 5, 2017

secret cow

A mystery creature/thing/sex toy/whatever created by our very own Goacher. IT SECRET MOOS!

Can I have your secret cow?
What is a secret cow?
For the love of god, SECRET MOO!

by Sara Summertime December 9, 2008

Secret Boog

When a weird person doesn't mind the fact that he/she picks their nose in front of everyone, but they only expect a small dry booger to come out. This is untrue, when in fact there is a long slimy booger attached to that dry one that just seems to never end and keeps on coming out until the person does a quick flinging motion that hits anyone within a 10 foot radius.

"We were sitting by the water cooler and Tod had a secret boog...landed right in my water. Never again.."

by sonicfast June 2, 2007

Milkman's Secret

Taking someone up the ass. The "backdoor".

I turned her away from me, bent her over, and took the Milkman's Secret.

by MurderingRobot March 8, 2014