poofed

means to have stolen something or to have your stuff stolen

Damn yo he just poofed ya shit.

Man i straight poofed her phone.

by Naj13 June 27, 2011

poofer

Female sexual organ, commonly called the vagina, pussy, twat, cunt, box, lips, etc.

Man I want to rip that hoes poofer up!

by OJP July 10, 2003

phoofey

Smelly.
Something that smells bad.
A strong (mostly unpleasant) smell.

My brother's feet are really phoofey.

Something here smells a bit phoofey.

by D_girl77 October 15, 2006

POOF

P.O.O.F.

Stands for:

People
Obviously
Over
Fucking

aka a whore or a slut.

Guy 1: Dude those chicks are hot! Totally want to hit that
Guy 2: Bad idea, man. They're obviously POOFs.
Guy 1: What the heck is a POOF?
Guy 2: Ya know... People Obviously Over Fucking.. like a whore or a slut..

by P.O.O.F. Creater December 20, 2009

Poof

Men who ride on the other bus. We regular take the normal bus whereas these ones take the OTHER bus.

Bobby: Hey jimmy! Where you going?

Jimmy: To the OTHER bus!

Bobby: WHat bus?

Jimmy: Where we get random objects shuved up our rectum!

by Jimjo March 14, 2005

Poof

UK term for a man who does not want another pint.

"Did you see Harry? Left with that male stripper from the Hen party over there and he didn't even finish his pint. What a poof!"

by Roger Mellie From The Telly April 19, 2009

poof

1. what u do wen ur takin a shit
2. what u do wen a bunch of tough guys r about 2 dent ur face in
3. wat gay guys do wen ther guna b beet the shit out of from al these guys who hate gays but they throw ther fairy dust

1. i gota take a poof man!!!!
2. lets poof n disapear b4 wer all killed!!
3. o no not agen! i gota poof outa here agen!

by Chet and Josh November 2, 2004