Pishank

When you simultaneously Piss, Shit and Wank.

"Sometimes, if I don't want to dirty my bathroom up, I just pishank into a condom that I stretched over a toilet bowl and put it in the bin"

by Faktman May 8, 2018

pish stain

1. pish stain - urine stain

2. pish stained - adjective describing something with a pish stain on it (usually clothing)

1. Check that cunt wae his fucking pish stained trackies what an actual tramp.

2. dinny sit doon there there's a fucking pish stain oan it!

by pureactualbawbag June 26, 2018

phishhooked

In hacker lexicon, phishhooking is the act of hooking a target of a phishing email. Phishing is sending a malicious e-mail, hoping to steal credentials or other information from an unsuspecting Netizen. Hooking a fish is catching a fish. So if we have phished a valuable corporate target, we "phishhooked" them. It is the hacker's state of having succeeded at a phishing attempt, and a victim's state of compromised security after a phishing attack.

I just phishhooked the CEO of Tesla and discovered he already colonized Mars and Falcon Heavy was launched only to build a plausible cover story for when his kingdom is discovered and we are all forced to abandon Earth and move there.

by angeryreact July 15, 2018

perishabullshit

noun - imaginary items that are supposedly in danger of being ruined or going bad quickly

I ran into Gregg in the parking lot when I was leaving the grocery store after picking up a few cleaning supplies, and had to make up some perishabullshit about ice cream melting in my grocery bag to get away from the dude.

by Jethro Skull September 14, 2018

Paishasha

Paishasha Is a Portuguese word meaning vagina or fanny, it can normally be used between teenagers as another word for a rollie.

Hayden ate out Maya’s Paishasha

hey maria?? pass the Paishasha

by Maddie788 March 19, 2019

pishak tashak

Pishak and tashak are the scientific names of the male sex member in humans and other mammals. In addition to copulation, the sex member also serves in urination. The penis has more nerve endings than the anus but less than the testicles

explaination-pishak tashak

by bibigamer69 April 3, 2019

Pishart

The trifecta of bodily waste functions. Best applied in a seated position. Particularly dangerous, messy and embarrassing for males standing at urinals.

Golly, Ralph, I was at the ball game and had to go so bad, I had to pishart in my shorts while standing in the bathroom line.

by bakersbrain March 11, 2020