Plank

To plank is to poop on something out of the ordinary.

I just planks that piece of wood and sent it down the stream for other to enjoy.

Jeff was such dick last night when I was here so I planked his grill that asshole.

by mrdavidc October 7, 2011

Planked

Being forced to walk the plank.

John Williams, a pirate aged 34, was planked.

by john_williams_a.pirate February 11, 2020

plonking

The process of providing oral sex on a man's penis whilst he is on the lavoratory excreting faeces.

Jane (or Fred) was plonking George last night

by pidgey November 26, 2004

Plankin'

Hanging out, chillin'
The word could also be a synonym for cool.
etc.

We was straight plankin', y'all.

by GracieJ February 19, 2009

plonkie

A turd.

I did a plonkie!

by Ian Chode September 17, 2003

peonka

1. this person does not get as much as he gives. this person finds true love with someone who does not feel the same way. at times these individuals can be very aggitating and annoying. They live in great fear of losing there self respect. there looks can be decieving. they are extremely stubborn and self absorbed...
2. this nicest person in the whole entire world. she is always there for u wen u need her, and she is just soooo sweet. im lucky to have got to have known her
3. one of the cutest girl in this world.very shy and swaeet and is liked by all.unfortunately she doesnt like me so my life is ruined.

lol one of da most funnniest things about her is, u shudntttt fite with her. she gets violent lolll and to make fingz worse wen she wants to hit u back she'l grab ur most delicate areassss lol hint hint.

by adam smith April 27, 2005

Planking

To lay rigid, face down with arms by your side.
More points awarded for difficulty of location and risk involved.

Planking- Laying down rigidly on the top of a sign post.

by Ue00 June 8, 2011