Squish mitten

A woman's vagina

Her squish mitten smells bad.

by KittyKattMeow June 27, 2010

mitties

combo of man and titties
a man having enormous breasts as if he has female tits

jeez Javier you have some big mitties look like some DD's

by jstepp December 24, 2007

Dick Mitten

Slang term for Vagina.

Oh, you kicked me right in the Dick Mitten!

by KJ152 January 21, 2009

shit mittens

n. A person's hands that are covered in human excrement (shit)
ex. A general description of being displeased, or a term for an unpleasant person

Ex. (n) That guy needs to learn to wipe, he was wearing a pair of shit mittens when he came out of the stall.

(n) My daughter tried to take care of her own diaper, but only ended up with a pair of shit mittens.

(ex) Oh shit mittens!

(ex) Don't listen to that guy, he's just a shit mitten.

by Spc. Edwards August 24, 2006

Douche Mitten

A Mitten used for douching, when the bag begins to get tiring.

"Stephanie switched to the Douche Mitten, when she realized the normal Douche Bag just wasn't cutting it."

by Munchy, Bitch March 17, 2009

Sara Mittal

SWeG and kul

man named Kabir is in love

OMG GUYS ITS FLAT ASS Sara Mittal

by Swagger XOXO September 8, 2022

Mitter

A slang term used in gay brothels throughout San Fransisco in the early 1980's. A combination of the word man and switch-hitter. It is a maneuver that is used for an initiation or rite of passage into the homosexual community. When a man places his middle finger into his partner's anus and wiggles it back and forth while manually stimulating the penis. When completion is near, the index and ring finger are thrust in and out of the anus. When completion has begun, the index and ring finger are pulled out while the middle finger is fully extended. Both partners then yell "Mitter!" and high five each other.

Example 1: You know he did the Mitter last night. He is now one of us

by TheTravelingBroker October 22, 2018