Gooner

A navy sailor who pretends to work but really ain’t doing much.

Marsalis is such a gooner, he’s been walking around with that broom all day and never saw him make a pile of dirt.

by Haha-Man September 30, 2025

Goonfest

When someone goons to a lot of people at one time

Trevor was having a goonfest when michael got to his house

by Gyatmaster October 3, 2025

goonerator

the thing that makes you goon; a generator for gooning

"turning on your goonerator!"

by rubystones October 5, 2025

gooner

A lower level of zebodky.

Wasi is such a gooner. He'll never be like Micah.

by The Zebodky October 6, 2025

gooncrust

when your goon is encrusted in goon so that you have to break it in with a power drill to get to your crystalized dihhh

“the gooncrust had consumed it after a year of gooning..”

by gooncrust October 10, 2025

Goonbeta Sharma

A term for an south-indian who sits at the bottom of the caste system. Usually is a bitch and cant pull any girls. Registered sex offender and claims to get rich but doesnt ever do shit. NOT a citizen of the United States.

"see that new guy Yash over there, he's a Goonbeta Sharma" Sarah exclaims with disgust.

by Biomz October 17, 2025

Gooner Lent

See No Nut November

I am not ready to give up gooning for Gooner Lent

by Catdaddydrew October 27, 2025