the Fonz

one who wears a white shirt under a leather jacket, walks around with his coller up, clicks his fingers, and points with two fingers of each hand at a time while saying 'ehhhh!!'

oi look out, here comes jack the fonz!

by jack June 19, 2003

fonch

(aka The Fonch; orign American) n. 1. the mangina; n. 2. where a male takes his penis and sticks in between his legs to create a simulated vagina; v. 3. used in expression (see below).

1. You didn't just show dad 'the fonch' did you?
2. Fonch-tastic!

by Doc Nutz March 18, 2003

fonzie

To swallow a pill using only your own saliva to wash it down. Comes from Arthur Fonzerelli of TV's "Happy Days," who was too tough to need water to help him swallow his medicine.

No thank you, doctor, I don't need any water... I can just fonzie this aspirin.

by halee April 29, 2005

FOnewearl

Kyute, hat-wearing PSO character class which, for some INCREDIBLY annoying reason, die less then my high-level HUnewearl.

Kaichi, small, cute and annoying fast.

by Herb July 16, 2004

THE FONT

the genetically written aparation of sexual prowess that shall be given to 1 chosen child per generation to ensure are species lives on througth sexual reproduction.

origin; said to of been passed down through an obscure blood line started by Zeus, the font genome has been partially found in such famous people as, Fidel Castro (Cuban President), Wilt Chamberlain (basketball star) and Charlie Sheen (actor), the font gene is said to be responsible for the birth on 1 in 1,000000 births.

'THE FONT unleashed' = having sexual relations with every woman in a 5 mile radius.

by the font March 24, 2011

Hook on fonik

A program used to teach you how to read.

With Hook on fonik, we make your dumbass smart!
WHAT? you no believe me?

by mrcrumble November 15, 2009

Fifth dimension fondling

When you go for a fap and you experience deja vu, you have experienced fifth dimension fondling. It is when your fifth dimension counterpart has had his daily fap before you got around to it.

I went for a fap earlier today, but I think there was some fifth dimension fondling before that cause I felt like it was my second fap of the day, but it really was just my first.

by thedaqngleangler February 18, 2015