the genetically written aparation of sexual prowess that shall be given to 1 chosen child per generation to ensure are species lives on througth sexual reproduction.

origin; said to of been passed down through an obscure blood line started by Zeus, the font genome has been partially found in such famous people as, Fidel Castro (Cuban President), Wilt Chamberlain (basketball star) and Charlie Sheen (actor), the font gene is said to be responsible for the birth on 1 in 1,000000 births.
'THE FONT unleashed' = having sexual relations with every woman in a 5 mile radius.
by the font March 06, 2011
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When a web contributor pastes in content with font styling, overriding the existing fonts on the site. Often occurs when an author pastes in text from Microsoft Word, bringing along some trashy, multicolored Times New Roman.
Andy: Hey Jason, somebody fonted on your front page.
Jason: Oh disgusting!! VOM!
(quiet cubicle farm)
Loud disembodied voice: WHO FONTED?!
by andyfowler July 25, 2008
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When you type words with malicious intent.
Are you joking or fonting me right now Targ.
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A faggot who runs the dictatorship the Berrystead
Fonte is a faggot
by Gillington March 13, 2019
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The display of text on a computer. Comes in Sans or Sans Serif. Some are so oddified that you cannot tell.
Times New Roman, Courier, Nimrod etc.

Sans Serif:
Verdana, Arial, MS Sans Serif etc.
by Bastardized Bottomburp June 29, 2003
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Fontes is a hyspanic surname originating from Portugal and means "source" or "spring". A Fontes is a cool and funny person. Fontes are hardworking, intelligent people that can solve their way out of anything. They can achieve anything they put their minds to and also are super creative and appreciate the arts but are also very logical. They have some dumb sense of humour (for example puns), but it's really cute. Fontes' are rad.
What's her surname?

Oh, shes probably cool then.
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When taking notes digitally (on a tablet or computer, duh!), one becomes excessively focused on fiddling with the font or perfecting the page layout, almost always resulting in a lack of attention to the actual content of the subject being studied. Fonting produces visually appealing class notes but a lack of real comprehension of those notes.
Are you sure your fonting is not coming at the expense of your comprehension?

The less you font, the more you focus;

Excessive fonting leads to excessive ignorance;
The more you font, the less you know;

The more you font, the prettier your words ! (and pretty words are really useful, right? NOT!!)
by מרזי February 11, 2015
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