crotch snot 

nasty white stuff that comes out of your pooter

dammit, my panties are just SOAKED with crotch snot!

crotch snot by pooter-face snatch-queen May 14, 2003

crotch buddy 

A fellow male who is concerned with the safety of his buddy's scrotum.

Remind your buddy publicly that he is your "crotch buddy." Remind him in front of girls.

The crotch buddy protected him by deflecting the golf ball aimed at his scrotum.

crotch buddy by flying10 December 21, 2007

crotch rock 

A brand of music that is marked by the mental image of, as you listen and close your eyes, you can see the lead singer clutching his crotch through a pair of shiny leather pants to make his voice sound more like he is oraly farting than singing. Other signs: guitarists who frequent the pelvic thrust and power stance, drummers who play enormous drum sets and spin their sticks while playing

"Dude, have you heard the new albums from Nickelback and Creed?"
"Uh, no, I would rather pour bleach in my eyes than listen to crotch rock."

crotch rock by poop geyser January 16, 2009

Crotch Rocket

When a male proceeds to show his love and affection for a females body through an erectile penis and or popping a chub.

Dude, last night me and that girl from the party were making out, and i popped a Crotch Rocket

Crotch Rocket by Anthony P (stud muffin) Baker July 4, 2010

Crotch surfing 

A sport where you go and rub your butts against or "surf" random crotches, on a crowded bus or train. This is a variation of crotch catching, but for people who are shy to use their hands or for people with big asses which makes not playing crotch surfing impossible.

Brenda upon entering the subway: "Hey ya'll. Surfs up! Time to surf some crotches"

Shaniqua: "Because of my gigantic ass, I'm crotch surfing even when I'm not playing. I can ride 6-7 waves at a time. What can I say, I'm a pro."

Eric: "Guys, I severed my hands playing crotch catching. Now I can only crotch surf"

Crotch surfing by crotchsurfer August 15, 2010

crotch mullet

When a person’s pubic hair is as long as or longer than half of there pinky finger.

Dude swigart trim your crotch mullet!

crotch mullet by Anonymous February 11, 2003

crotch lion 

A dandelion that has landed on the crotch of an unsuspecting victim (naturally or unnaturally) who, needless to say, looks ridiculous and sometimes festive.

Crotch lions generally have a negative connotation and can be quite embarrassing.

What were you doing while I was asleep? Why do I have so many crotch lions!?

Why didn't you tell me I had crotch lions? I hope no one saw them.

Dude, I totally just crotch lioned you!

crotch lion by nosiven May 8, 2008