Coach-Face

Someone who has leather-like skin similar to a handbag of or about the face.

man that bitch spent too much time in the fake-bake - she's all coach-faced

by Keith Hart March 24, 2007

Coch Blocking

The act of helping someone escape punishment or other consequences that would result from an offense that they obviously committed.

-Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, I have one final thing I want you to consider. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk. But Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now think about it; that does not make sense!

Prosecutor 1: Oh shit... not the Chewbacca Defense

Prosecutor 2: Ugh.... looks like Johnnie's Coch Blocking us again...

by Siffilis December 21, 2010

chonche

To stay indoors all day

That guy is chonched all day.

by TheGuyThatDidThatThing February 19, 2015

Chonch

An alternative name for a vape, typically used by high school students in school restrooms.

“Yoo Tommy pass me your chonch”

by sauce bauce September 3, 2020

Bench Coach

A has-been ex-baseball manager, politically connected to the current manager, who spends each game surreptitiously picking both his nose, and splinters out of his ass, with no other discernable duties.

Don Zimmer is bseball's quintesential bench coach.

by Richard Kirshen October 27, 2003

sunshine coach

UK equiv. of short bus.

Oh no! Not the Sunshine Coach!

by oracle March 12, 2004

nutrition coach

An individual who would like to be a dietitian but is too lazy or incompetent to get a BS or MS in nutrition, complete 1200 hours of practical experience and pass a national exam.

I don't eat carbs because my nutrition coach said they are bad for me.

by Fresh foodie August 12, 2014