bollockules

Smalls gonads.

Lacking in testicular fortitude (inf.) A coward.

"Ronaldo really ought to stop diving and crying like a baby every time someone touches him. He must have a pair of bollockules"

by WillThePeople October 5, 2016

bollock yoghurt

siemen, come, sex wee

...then i fired my bollock yoghurt in her face..

by asbo the guru May 18, 2018

Bollockeracy

Fancier way to say "bollocks", which means nonsense/garbage.

The bollockeracy of NK has been exceptionally ridic.

by EpicRawl April 17, 2019

bollocktrain

Another word for the Bollockchain, but emphasizing more the bandwagon effect and the mindless exhuberance of its adherents.

See also: Shitcoin, Bollocks, Bullshit.

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by Yodag June 7, 2019

Bollock Head

Someone who picks a chemistry nerd for the 100m when they know that it’s bollocks

Arjun is a Bollock Head

by Bigboibob12344 July 10, 2019

Bollock-Naise

Get a tin of chopped tomatoes and proceed to put your genitals in until you think its time to cook

A- Can i get a dirty pasta?
B-Sure. Want any sauce
A-Bollock-Naise sauce please

by PooPooSauceMan July 18, 2019

Bollockless

Noun: someone who is a pussy, doesn’t stand up for themselves, doesn’t have any balls(courage)

Ryan is bollockless

by MrBurger69 October 13, 2019