Bollockshit 

1) A combination of the words bollocks and bullshit to create the perfect word to describe complete and utter nonsense.

2) Cum. The shit that comes out of bollocks.

1) Stop talking bollockshit.
2) There was bollockshit everywhere.

Bollockshit by thatweirdmotherfucker September 4, 2011

bollocksing 

v. To Bollocks or Bollocks-up

The art of breaking or messing something up to a state of non-repair.

"Now that you have invited Jimmy, the stag-night is completely to bollocks"

or

"Hitting the television with that hammer is bollocksing it"

bollocksing by Marko the Great August 29, 2005

bollocksing 

To get yelled at or told off or reprimanded for something you have done wrong. Or know you have done wrong.

"my mum is going to give me a right bollocksing when I get home for being out late."

bollocksing by markymarkmarkenage August 27, 2008

bollockitis 

That reoccuring ache that tells you it is time to see a doctor who is not too shy. Get it checked out before you drop one.

No, really, get it checked......

Bob though he just had bollockitis. Until he got a tip-off.

bollockitis by domivegas July 31, 2007

bollockitis 

A mysterious aching pain in the right testicle that appears on and off for 6 months.

"Ah knackers, my bollockitis is playing up again".

bollockitis by Martin September 24, 2003

bollockstothis.com 

A phrase used when diagreeing or refusing to do something.

Mum: Reece was it you who stole her Money?

Reece: Oh bollockstothis.com im going upstairs!

bollockstothis.com by Chapas December 21, 2009

blockshit 

Term commonly used when the term shit is just not strong enough. Derives from the fact that a block of shit is much denser, thicker and heavier than a normal piece of shit.

Mick: Oi John, 'ave you heard that new tune by Jennifer Lopez, i thought it was total shit.

John: Yeah me too, in fact I thought it was fucking blockshit!

blockshit by sixxon December 30, 2008