Bollockshit

1) A combination of the words bollocks and bullshit to create the perfect word to describe complete and utter nonsense.

2) Cum. The shit that comes out of bollocks.

1) Stop talking bollockshit.
2) There was bollockshit everywhere.

by thatweirdmotherfucker September 4, 2011

bollocksing

v. To Bollocks or Bollocks-up

The art of breaking or messing something up to a state of non-repair.

"Now that you have invited Jimmy, the stag-night is completely to bollocks"

or

"Hitting the television with that hammer is bollocksing it"

by Marko the Great August 29, 2005

bollocksing

To get yelled at or told off or reprimanded for something you have done wrong. Or know you have done wrong.

"my mum is going to give me a right bollocksing when I get home for being out late."

by markymarkmarkenage August 27, 2008

bollockitis

That reoccuring ache that tells you it is time to see a doctor who is not too shy. Get it checked out before you drop one.

No, really, get it checked......

Bob though he just had bollockitis. Until he got a tip-off.

by domivegas July 31, 2007

bollockitis

A mysterious aching pain in the right testicle that appears on and off for 6 months.

"Ah knackers, my bollockitis is playing up again".

by Martin September 24, 2003

bollockstothis.com

A phrase used when diagreeing or refusing to do something.

Mum: Reece was it you who stole her Money?

Reece: Oh bollockstothis.com im going upstairs!

by Chapas December 21, 2009

blockshit

Term commonly used when the term shit is just not strong enough. Derives from the fact that a block of shit is much denser, thicker and heavier than a normal piece of shit.

Mick: Oi John, 'ave you heard that new tune by Jennifer Lopez, i thought it was total shit.

John: Yeah me too, in fact I thought it was fucking blockshit!

by sixxon December 30, 2008