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bollocktrain 

Another word for the Bollockchain, but emphasizing more the bandwagon effect and the mindless exhuberance of its adherents.

See also: Shitcoin, Bollocks, Bullshit.
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bollocktrain by Yodag June 7, 2019
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bollockbrain 

A bollockbrain is a simple form of abuse which has its origins in Manchester. In 2005 versions of the word began to spring up in the midwest USA; especially in Denver, Colorado Springs and Pueblo.It is usually used to make fun of someone who does somthing stupid;lacks anything resembling a brain; or to destroy someones self esteem.
*edit in name* you bollockbrain, what the fuck did you just do that for? you almost killed us you crazy motherfucker.

bollockchain 

Blockchain. So much hot air, so much investment, so much time and electricity wasted. Can we all get excited about helping illegal financial transactions make the world a better place?
Seriously? Another fucking Bollockchain startup? When is someone going to wake up and smell the bullshit?
bollockchain by 0b1c June 12, 2018

Bollockbrained-Crudwank 

If someone is being a Bollockbrained-Crudwank, it means that they are being incredibly stupid or have done something so unbelievably ridiculous. This world can be used to describe a person.
"Jerry was being a Bollockbrained-Crudwank because he set fire to his own fart"

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026