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bollocktrain 

Another word for the Bollockchain, but emphasizing more the bandwagon effect and the mindless exhuberance of its adherents.

See also: Shitcoin, Bollocks, Bullshit.
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bollocktrain by Yodag June 7, 2019
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bollockbrain 

A bollockbrain is a simple form of abuse which has its origins in Manchester. In 2005 versions of the word began to spring up in the midwest USA; especially in Denver, Colorado Springs and Pueblo.It is usually used to make fun of someone who does somthing stupid;lacks anything resembling a brain; or to destroy someones self esteem.
*edit in name* you bollockbrain, what the fuck did you just do that for? you almost killed us you crazy motherfucker.

bollockchain 

Blockchain. So much hot air, so much investment, so much time and electricity wasted. Can we all get excited about helping illegal financial transactions make the world a better place?
Seriously? Another fucking Bollockchain startup? When is someone going to wake up and smell the bullshit?
bollockchain by 0b1c June 12, 2018

Bollockbrained-Crudwank 

If someone is being a Bollockbrained-Crudwank, it means that they are being incredibly stupid or have done something so unbelievably ridiculous. This world can be used to describe a person.
"Jerry was being a Bollockbrained-Crudwank because he set fire to his own fart"

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026