Dick Radiation 

A proximity Raditaion that Occurs to Items that are Placed in the Front Pocket of a Man’s Jeans.(Item Becomes Warm and Moist)

That gum Doug gave me had Dick Radiation!

Dick Radiation by SoyBoyBetaCuck September 30, 2018

Dick-Chair 

A chair with a dildo stuck on it.

She accidentally sat on the dick-chair.

Dick-Chair by Jeen October 1, 2018

Dick-Pic scam 

Someone online claims to be a female who received an unwanted inappropriate picture and laments how awful men are which results in simps offering money and gifts to show how "good" they are.

Watch out for the Dick-pic scam as we get closer to the holidays.

Dick-Pic scam by Kettlebell 78 November 4, 2018

Dick Struck

When a female loses all her dignity, independance and she is a slave to the Male; will do anything for him at a drop of a hat.

Friend #1: Julie pulled out on us again for that man of hers.

Friend #2: she dogs the girls every weekend for that guy, shes so dick struck!

Dick Struck by Nicky-Smak November 5, 2018

Dick Blood

Just that, blood from an injured penis.

Did you hear about Randall? His foreskin tore during sex. He had to drive home with a towel on the seat so it wouldn't get stained with the neverending stream of seeping dick blood.

Dick Blood by WHISKEYMAN1234 November 9, 2018

Dick Verandah 

A bigass gut that covers your cock like a verandah.

Jef: Shit man, see that fat fuck over there?
Cletus: No shit - thats what you call a dick verandah!

Dick Verandah by nuttaaa November 11, 2018

Dick Magic 

When a girl says one minute she's not giving it up so you put the charm and then the next min she's ready to go .

Girl, i was so pissed at him, I told him no sex this weekend, but buy sunday morning he had me wanting it so bad I gave it up. He must of used the dick magic on me.

Dick Magic by Hotpoketz November 12, 2018