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Joe

by DominoYaKnow June 17, 2020
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Joe

JOE MAMA H A H HA HAHA H AH H A HA HA H A
Stranger: who is joe?
any individual in 2019:JOE MAMA
by gamer!! October 6, 2019
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Joe

P1: Hey have you seen Joe?
P2: No..? WAIT NO-
P1:JOE MAMAAAAA AHAHAHAHAHAGJSGTYCICIHUCOCCOOCCJ
by Abeer_fkin_dumb June 17, 2022
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Joe Hendry

A guy who highly believes in themselves and exhales charisma from their veins.
John Cena would be the greatest wrestler of all time, if he had more Joe Hendry in him.
by Thewrestlinggod June 23, 2024
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Dingleberry joe

A person of great significance but who's sort of odd.
"Like oh my holy flipping dingleberry joe that due fr fr is shure is a dingleberry joe"
- "fr fr dude, so true"
by Kui Xang March 20, 2023
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Slim Joes

Slim Joes are boiled eggs that have been peeled, split into halves and fresh tomato and onion salad added in the middle to make an egg sandwich.
After partying the whole night we had some Slim Joes to take care of the munchies.
by Kunta Fonzie October 1, 2019
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Joe

Joe is a Keter class SCP that resides in the foundation Site - REDACTED. SCP REDACTED is a anomaly that i the cause of many fatalities around the world. It containment is made with lithium and sound proof walls along with the floors. "Joe" is SCP REDACTED's nickname, as it says this when hunting prey. During a hunt, "Joe" will target the nearest living being or human, and will transform as a friend or family. It will then proceed to ask a simple question, "Do you Joe is?" The prey will be forced to respond with "Who's Joe?" SCP Joe will respond with, "Joe mama" and the prey will be eradicated from existence. SCP Joe requires to be put underground in Site REDACTED and far enough that no sound can ever get through.

PREVENTION MEASURES

SCP Joe requires the following:

Ear protection

Sound proof walls

Nuetrallizer.

SCP Joe will attack if provoked when hunting or not. It targets head protection as that covers how it hunts prey.
Joe: Hey!

Victim: Hi!

Joe: By any chance, do you know who Joe is?

Victim Who's Joe?

Joe: Joe mama

*distant screaming*
by NoWhyWhatWhoCares September 3, 2021
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