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clutterfuck

more commonly known as "clutterfunk" from geometry dash, this is a petition for the level to be renamed to clutterfuck.
"shit luke, honestly, the clutterfunk level from geometry dash should definitely be renamed to clutterfuck."
Children are these stupid creatures that nobody asked to exist in this world. Everyone says these creations are made through sex and all that crap, but that is actually all just a lie, people just have sex for the fun of it and don't admit it. Next people get pregnant. That is actually all just a setup, and people just put pillows (or watermelons depends how strong they are) under their shirts to make it seem more realistic. The last step is the hospital to get the child out of their *coughs* pussy. Well, people actually just do that for the look of it. Now let me tell you how children are actually created. So these pelicans basically just like spawn some random child out of like their ass, and then they leave it in some random cardboard box beside the hospital, and then what happens is the nurse quickly throws out the watermelon, grabs that random child, and then she's just like,
"YOOOOOOOO here's your newborn child congrats!"
And then the woman supposibly giving birth to the child is like,
"YOOOOOOOO I'VE ALWAYS WONDERED WHAT MY VERY OWN CHILD WOULD LOOK LIKE DEFINITELY NOT LIKE SOME RANDOM PELICAN BROUGHT IT HERE!!"
So yeah kids now you know how children are made 🤗
Yay. Children.

Also don't mind the gif it randomly fits perfectly-

Super Awesome Gaming 

When something is super awesome gaming it is... Super... And awesome... And gaming... So yeah amazing description because I honestly have nothing else to say about this so... Yeah.
Super. Awesome. Gaming. Yay.

(also don't mind the GIF that's literally the only thing that fits this)
ERM IT LITERALLY SAYS SHOULD INCLUDE THE WORD BEING DEFINED EVEN THOUGH I DID INCLUDE IT-
OK THEN.
SUPER AWESOME GAMING
THAT BETTER?
(Once again, there is no copyright I took this idea from my old account BigPutz41 and I forgot the email so uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh here's a freshened version of it.)
So, a shnarant is a person who is such a fucking idiot, and basically, everyone just hates shnarants so yeah, if you come across one I don't recommend coming up too close to them, as they may also start bullying you or worse... So yeah. But at the same time, a shnarant can also mean in a joking kind of way, like if someone did something they didn't mean to do, but it was still annoying then the other person has all the rights to call them a shnarant 🤗.
"Hey Jack, did you just fart?"
"No, shnarant!"

Or in a bad type of way:

"Hey Jack!! Look, that guy, his name is John, he is SUCH A SHNARANT like I actually hate him 😕..."
"Oh yeah I hate that guy too he is honestly such a shnarant though..."

Infinite craft 

Infinite Craft is a very lovely game, where you can combine a unicorn with a president and get Trump and combine that with a unicorn to get a Trumpicorn. You can also combine Russia with gay to get Putin. Have you ever wondered what will happen to a unicorn over time? Well combine it with evolution and get a narwall. Makes so much sense! Combine that with a unicorn? You'll get a narwallicorn! Basically, all of the most interesting things happen with a unicorn lol. If you drink some wine in the marvelous world of infinite craft, nothing will happen. Add some more wine to that, you already have a whole bottle of it. Some more to that you get drunk. What would happen if you were having a date while all of that was happening? Well, if you add a date to that you will get sex. Add being even more drunk to that? You'll get pregnant. So anyways as you can see it is a very charming game, very knowledgeable, and overall I recommend it to everyone, so yeah. (lol)
"YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO look at this game I found!"
"what is it?"
"it's called infinite craft... WAIT A MINUTE..."
"OH NO DON'T-"
"WHAT WILL HAPPEN..."
"DON'T!!"
*merges to get a skibidi toilet*
"NAHHHHH"
Me: A goose... is actually... *drumbroll, please!!!* A GOOSE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Crowd: WOOAHHHHHH AMAZING DESCRIPTION YOOOOO WOOOOO!!!!! *clapping* I NEVER KNEW THAT!!!!!!!1
Me: goose.
Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: Okay thank you everyone for coming and this is the end of my performance.
goose.

Sophophobia 

Now this is a VEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERY true meaning (definitely) I mean honestly though why would it be in the dictionary if it wouldn't be true?! So yeah basically the meaning of sophophobia is is the fear of Sophs, so you are basically just scared of any person named Soph or with a name that can be shortened to Soph, so yes very relatable definitely :D
"Luke look it's Soph!"
"SHIT I-I'M SCARED OF SOPHS GET THAT THING AWAY FROM ME!! I-I HAVE SOPHOPHOBIA!!"
"Luke look it's just Soph there's nothing wrong about her!"
*brings Soph closer*
"AUGHHH!!"
"Bruh..."
Soph: "hi"
Luke: *runs away*
"..."