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Double Reach-A'-Rudder 

Teamwork makes the Dream Work. Combine a Dutch Rudder, with a Dutch Paddler. Both partners essentially operate one another's arms, to achieve orgasm via assisted masterbation. While laying, sitting, Floating or Standing next to each other. The male partner moves his partners arm, similar to that of a disk jockey. While at the same time the Female moves her partners arm similar to the way that long metal bar goes back and forth to rotate the wheels on a steam train.

Note: If you have any form of A.D.D., maybe not for you.
"Bro, my Chick and I tried the ""Double Reach-A'-Rudder"" last night. Maybe Skip the Dabs for that one, it takes Jedi Focus"
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Double stocking wank 

The act of two women giving a man a footjob together whilst wearing pantyhose or stockings, usually ending in the guy cumming in their feet and legs
Last night, I ran into Cara and Nadia. They invited me back to their place for a fantastic double stocking wank

Double standards 

When females do something that is not the same with guys.
Girl talking to another girl: “OMG GURL UR GORGEOUS IF YOU HAD MEAT I WOULD EAT IT UP🤤🤤”
Guy talking to another guy: “MAN I WANNA SLAP U IN THE FACE WITH MY MEAT”
Girl: “EWW what the hell?”
Guy: i’m sorry ma’am now would you like turkey or ham?” -double standards.
Double standards by Realshit76 June 12, 2023

Double Chin Scissor 

When two fat asses with double chins rub their chins together to slide in between.
When Corey and Mark met they could not resist double chin scissoring each other to create a magical double chin bond.

Double Dirty Tyson 

The act of ejaculating into your girlfriends ear and someone licks it clean
He came in my ear making me a Dirty Tyson then she licked my ear making he a Double Dirty Tyson

Double pickle 

When a waitress gives Glenn two pickles with his sandwich . Which means she wants to fuck his brains out.
The waitress double pickled Glenn , and now they are banging .

double-standardised claiming 

the act of unfaithfully claiming another person while continuing to label them as a slag in response to the feeling of repeated rejection of the highest level
Soup (Tomato): Hey carrot… You’re looking real tasty today… let me have a nibble

Carrot: No - you’re literally tomato soup. Eugh.

Soup: You little slag

This is double-standardised claiming.