poopymoo 

the sound a cow makes when defecating

dude, the cow poopymooed when it took a dump

poopymoo by wtfjerkface November 24, 2009

poopagram 

The kind of fart that lets you as well as others that you need to poop.

Dude your ass just sent out the poopagram, you need to get to a bathroom quick

poopagram by akathestickybandits February 16, 2010

Poopertainment 

Pronunciation: \,püp-er-ˈtān-mənt\
Funtion: Noun
Date: 21st century
1: the act of entertaining while taking a poop
2a: amusement or diversion provided especially by a technological device <like an iPhone, MP3 player or other handheld device capable of providing portable entertainment> b: something diverting or engaging: as (1): television (2): magazine or periodical
3: a device or other instrument suited for entertainment purposes that is capable of delaying the standard time it takes to relieve oneself.

"I better not forget to bring my poopertainment with me into the bathroom."

"My iPhone is fully charged, this should provide all the poopertianment I could possibly need."

"If it wasn't for this captivating article I probably would have been done hours ago, poopertainment has really increased my procrastination!"

Poopertainment by JShopinkski March 8, 2010

Poopinion 

When someone doesn't agree with another person's opinion

strongly.

Amanda: Paramore are the worst band ever
Paramorechat: awww hell naw that was a Poopinion

Poopinion by rawrimacowhearmemoo April 20, 2010

poopycouch 

A sofa or couch that has doo-doo under its cushoin cause the person in line for the bathroom REALLY had to go; normally friends couches, and couches at parties

Bob:dude whats that smell?
Sydney: are you sitting on the couch?
Bob: YA
Sydney: ughhh! well last night at my party some one took a little fart-dragon under the cushion of my couch.
Bob: man Sydney, someone gave you a major poopycouch

poopycouch by Bizzy-Drizzy-Dradle March 11, 2011

Poopy Kitty 

When a girl wipes back to front causing her vagina to smell like poop.

There's a chic in my sisters class that has a poopy kitty and any time a guy gets near it he finds an excuse to run away.

Poopy Kitty by JDH22 March 13, 2011

Poopbooking 

To check Facebook on ones laptop or mobile device during the process of defecation. May result in abruptly ended facebook chats when defecation is complete.

"Poopbooking her boyfriend, the girl poked him before logging off to wipe"

"I felt a bowel movement coming on, so I grabbed my laptop and headed to the bathroom for a poopbook session"

Poopbooking by xxxxxxAustinxxxxxx March 26, 2011