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i'd clap

A subtle way of saying "I'd fuck the shit outta you"
Guy 1: aye what you think about that one girl from class?
Guy 2: i'd clap ANYDAY
by Granculero July 15, 2017
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Katie Holmes'd

The act of dating a seemingly normal person that turns out to be crazy. Esp relevant to dating or almost dating a Scientologist.
Lucy was almost Katie Holmes'd by that guy from Clearwater until she realized he liked making out with trannys.
by adoringava August 14, 2009
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Set my D on H

A short hand expression for stealthily stating that something excites you so much that you achieved an erection, or "Set my Dick on Hard". This is a thinly veiled reference to a Star Trek phaser where a person could set different power levels for that weapon, with kill being the highest setting. Settings one's dick on hard would be the highest level of excitement a person could generate via their phallus.
Matt: Did you see the picture on that new 1080p Plasma TV I bought?
Steve: Fuck yeah dude, that thing set my D on H.
by Monster55 August 1, 2011
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3:D

A smiley face with an asshat. It can be taken various ways. Most often used as a happy and silly expression. But other times it can be taken as an offense, calling someone an asshat. Lastly it is sometimes used to make a person feel better about themselves when someone complains at them for something they did.
1. Bill: Dude I won the internetz!

Bobby: 3:D

2. Bill: I cheated with your girlfriend.

Bobby: 3:D

3. Bobby: cheated on my girlfriend? You bastard!

Bill: 3:D
by Thrifty October 13, 2006
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MacGruber'd

MacGruber'd, commonly pronounced "Magruberd", adj: Based on the Saturday Night Live skit "MacGruber", this word describes a person in an impending state of doom or annihilation.

Alternate usage:
Dunzo MacGruber'd,adj:Describes a person in an excessive inebriated state, soon to be either passed out or sick to the point of vomiting.

Drunko MacGruber,Proper noun: Refers to a person in a highly intoxicated state.

-Made popular by students of Amherst College.
MacGruber'd:Playing a video game, "Dude, you are so MacGruber'd." This comment would be directed towards the person with clear imminent death.

Dunzo MacGruber'd: At a party,"Look how much that guy drank, he is dunzo MacGruber'd.

Seeing a drunk person approaching,"Hey drunko MacGruber, did you have enough to drink tonight?"(in a facetious tone)
by Indianajeff13 November 7, 2009
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Bro'd out

When an otherwise easygoing person dresses or accessorizes in an atypical fashion with the intention of implying toughness, usually when attempting to assimilate with a specific group of friends or "bro's".
Chad really looks "bro'd out" with his shorty helmet and tattoos blazing.
by TheFlexPump February 1, 2014
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Chet Mo'd

Chet Mo'd

1. An expression used when one has just got owned at life in the highest degree of ownage.

2. an expression used when one has been defeated or humiliated and there is nothing left to say

P.S.Also when you take out the " 'd " it becomes a synonym for " DARN IT"...ect
*Joseph just got kicked in the jewels*
Daniel: Chet Mo'd!!
*Joseph just peed his pants*
Joseph: CHET MO!!
Me: LOLOLOLOLFJSJKFJA
by MegaBuster12412 January 14, 2009
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