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Urban Feltching

Urban feltching is the act of sucking a fart out of your partners ass with a plastic straw usually in a warehouse or dilapidated dwelling. See crack den for reference
My nans mate Linda, She’s concerned about the urban feltching going on at the local community centre. She gone learn today!
by Breadguy December 12, 2024
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Urban Dictionary

Where people go to spout their unwanted opinion on things that nobody cares about as soon as it happens. Basically wikipedia editors but worse.
Urban Dictionary User: I hate (insert thing here), let me go to Urban Dictionary to express my unwanted opinion
by isbased October 22, 2023
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Urban Dictionary

the place that was founded upon a great idea but suddenly a wave of perverts entered the world and started making meanings that didn’t exist and the majority were very sexual. the majority of sexual meanings you find on here are false.
Bro: you notice how urban dictionary was ruined?
Bro 2: yeah
by Motena September 11, 2022
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Urban dictionary

A website where 95% of all definitions have to include something sexual

The website is just a "slang word" dictionary..... well almost
guy1: hows the browsing of urban dictionary been?
guy2: weird. everything in the website has to include sexual things
by Sebastian294 March 20, 2021
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Urban Dictionary

A pretty funny website that gives slang definitions of words, useful for finding out what words mean in real English.
I wonder what picture means....
*googles picture*
Formal dictionary: An impression of something formed from an account or description.
You: What the fuck is that supposed to mean
*Looks on urban dictionary*
"An image that's been taken form a camera and printed out or viewed digitally.
You: Ohh that makes sense.... somebody should rape that other gay dictionary
by Yo Mama 694201738 August 20, 2017
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Urban Calamari

Used condoms one finds in parking lots and back alleys.
The used condoms in the puddle behind my favorite strip club looks like urban calamari with an opaque creamy filling.
by Urban Calamari December 21, 2019
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urban dick

To search for a word on the Urban Diction website.
Hey Ted, when you get a chance can you urban dick the word faggot
by alphonzobushong June 25, 2015
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