Hi-jack the toilet 

when you know someone is in mid-poop and you bust in the bathroom and push them off the toilet, then steal their toilet paper.

Go Hi-jack the toilet to John

Hi-jack the toilet by Will Wraith February 20, 2009

bisexual falp-jack 

A scary bisexual creep, who writes perverse comments on young children's websites about how they are 'mighty fine'.

Who is that bisexual falp-jack? He wrote on my website how the pictures of me 'tinkle his dinkle'.

bisexual falp-jack by jenny jenny tobblybop & lucy lucy bobblytop August 8, 2006

Kangaroo Jack 

A very asinine movie that is so bad, even horse rectums commit suicide if they watch it.

Kangaroo Jack by Anonymous May 28, 2003

smacky jack

When heroine is injected into a vein in the penis while a man is orgasming. It is intended to exponentially increase pleasure.

I heard that the smacky jack feels like heaven. I want to try it but I don't have a girlfriend or any smack!

smacky jack by Loube June 20, 2006

Jo-Jack 

A word used to describe hillbilly, redneck, or ghetto people. Also can be used to describe something that is done half-assed.

"I can't believe that lady has a broken toilet sitting in her yard. That is so jo-jack."
"I told you I didn't want this done jo-jack! I need it done right!"

Jo-Jack by Sheryn August 18, 2005

Up jack 

An "up jack" is when you ejaculate into your own face and rub the semen into your nostrils.

You can up jack someone else by grabbing their penis and causing them to ejaculate into their face, at which time you rub the semen into their nostrils.

Oh man, I up jacked so much last night that everything still smells like my seed.

Up jack by Thadeous December 14, 2008

bill jack 

the act of getting oral sex from a woman.

hey nikki,give me a bill jack.

bill jack by bufanta March 15, 2007