wtf

Wtf stands for What the fuck and is used if your little bitch of a friend does some dumb shit that's stupid and or random.

WTF! why is their a cum stain on my bed

by I havesmalldic69 January 2, 2020

wtf

Well, that's flagrant! A G-rated translation of WTF you can show to your mom.

Mom: It says, "Really, WTF." What's that mean, is it something bad?
You: No, not at all. It just means, "Well, that's flagrant."
Mom: Oh, OK.

by Linguistic1 June 4, 2019

WTF

Short for “What The Fu**”

Wtf ur weird

by Α January 24, 2022

WTF

A slang word for, "What The Fuck." Mostly used when something weird or stupid was said by someone, or something.

"Hey want to go to McDonalds? Their Big Macs are huge," said John, "wtf no," said Kevin

by T o o n y February 18, 2017

WTF

stands for "Where's the fox". Term for red-heads to use when looking for something in desperation.

Bob: "Mary, what are you doing"
Mary (redhead): "Ugh WTF! I'm looking for my hair loss accelerator!"

by big_Barter August 24, 2023

WTF Train

1. A series of fucked up events that are all connected and plowing ahead full steam like a train.
2. The beginning of a series of fucked events.

"Did you see the new supervisor has no experience AND is friends with the owner? Time to board the WTF train!"
"Today was so awful, I took a ride on the WTF train."

by bigfuzz January 10, 2014

Wtf

The reaction you get when you publish 3 things to Urban Dictionary, but none of them get published. (Stands for What The Fuck)

Yoo WTF it is a flying spider!

WTF she just gave him the L!

by Electronicsandthat December 10, 2016