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anti-wokeness tyranny

A term describing the toxic right-wing MAGA extremism that is flooding into our wider culture, resulting in the ultra-cowardly capitulation of LGBTQ-friendly stores’ policies of support, resulting in a rapidly spreading environment of deepening fear and incubating violence.
As expected in a capitalist society, stores like Target and Walmart have quickly demonstrated their cowardice and true colors in the face of burgeoning anti-wokeness tyranny by tearing down the rainbow sections and allowing darkness and oppression to reign.
by Dr Bunnygirl May 25, 2023
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shook, rattled, and woke

Shook- The act of being very shocked

Rattled-Angry or upset
Woke-Being Aware
Angelina Jolie stole Brad Pitt from Jennifer Aniston
I'm shook, rattled, and woke.
by wavyyute April 24, 2017
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COW - Cult of the Woke

The twitter and other social media mob which seeks to enforce de-facto anti-blasphemy laws against those who dispute any of the self-contradictory and contra-factual dogmas of the identity-centered left wingers emerging from humanities departments of liberal arts colleges and universities with their hierarchy of oppression and its celebration of victim-hood of "oppressed groups" and its demand that white males spend a large part of their days self-flagellating to expatiate their original sin of being white and cis-male and with straight sexual orientation.
The COW - Cult of the Woke on the one had claims to support full human rights for gays, women, and trans-sexuals, but on the other hand opposes, as "Islamophobic" any and all criticism of the traditional religion which is responsible for the greatest volume and most heinous examples of violence against those identities within areas under Islamic jurisdiction.
by Ufo4243 October 27, 2020
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woke up and chose violence

woke up and chose violence — the act of awakening and greeting the day with absolutely the worst decision that you could possibly make.

And sometimes it is actually violence.

It’s starting the day and performing any action that unalterably changes your life forever.
The people who attacked The Capitol on January 6th 2021 — attacked the symbolic seat of the American people’s power — just woke up and chose violence that day. And, as a result, the ring leaders are receiving long federal prison sentences.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler August 22, 2023
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Woke mind virus

starving to watch Netflix as soon as you wake up, rather than doing something that is productive for your life and for your health.
"The woke mind virus is making Netflix unwatchable" - Elon Musk
by thatintelligentguy April 20, 2022
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Woke culture ass wagons

A term used to say: this group is too woke and I am leaving.

Often used by people who think you care.
I have officially decided to leave this group. Ye'all woke culture ass wagons seem hell bent on making me hate something I love.

Bye

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by Silvaus January 14, 2022
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woke up and chose chaos

woke up and chose chaos — a corollary to waking up and choosing violence. Waking up and choosing chaos involves beginning your day with an impulsive act that can and does throw your entire existence into disarray.

A common excuse for waking ping up and choosing chaos is: “I just had to speak from ‘my strong place’”.

And then the chaos ensues.
I woke up and chose chaos when I called my wife’s divorce lawyer and told him to do her worst — I dared her!!!!!!
by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 3, 2023
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