by Bezzoheartsbobcats July 20, 2014
Get the amanda brucemug. by katieandbeccaarecrying September 10, 2020
Get the Bruce, Ant, and Seanmug. My dads
I hear them every night
It makes me sad
I cry
And hard
I cry on my cock and balls for lube
While jerking off to Bruce Springsteen
My mommy died and I use the smell of her
ashes ti cum
My grandpa showed me how to jerk off
He called it shower time but really he touched
my butt
He used to put peanut butter in my mouth
and butt crack
And put the sword in my mouth and booty
cheeks
He yelled sometimes
It was really sexy
His wrinkles felt so nice sometimes
My grandma watched
She died once during a shower time and she
came and went at the same time
I found my sisters clitoris finally last night
It took a while
But she yelled " that's not the right hole"
I was sad
I also make cum paintings I am a natural artist
I'M CUMMING…
SO HARRRRDDDD
I hear them every night
It makes me sad
I cry
And hard
I cry on my cock and balls for lube
While jerking off to Bruce Springsteen
My mommy died and I use the smell of her
ashes ti cum
My grandpa showed me how to jerk off
He called it shower time but really he touched
my butt
He used to put peanut butter in my mouth
and butt crack
And put the sword in my mouth and booty
cheeks
He yelled sometimes
It was really sexy
His wrinkles felt so nice sometimes
My grandma watched
She died once during a shower time and she
came and went at the same time
I found my sisters clitoris finally last night
It took a while
But she yelled " that's not the right hole"
I was sad
I also make cum paintings I am a natural artist
I'M CUMMING…
SO HARRRRDDDD
by Sharedcuminmymouthandyourmoms August 23, 2022
Get the Bruce Springsteenmug. Refers to Heroin, since Bruce Willis and Demi Moore were both shot the fuck out on heroin back in the day when they were a couple.
Also lyrics used my Interstate Fatz, a white freestlye rap artist from Eastside Las Vegas, also a blood gang member
Also lyrics used my Interstate Fatz, a white freestlye rap artist from Eastside Las Vegas, also a blood gang member
"used to maneuver white but now I'm out here moving Bruce's Wife"
"Cherry laces, grenadine shoes, just sent 10 balloons to the visiting room"
"Cherry laces, grenadine shoes, just sent 10 balloons to the visiting room"
by I-Mack May 27, 2020
Get the bruce's wifemug. Your friend who's an asshole who'll also kick other people's asses if they ever look at your ass without ass-king permission to.
Bruce: "I'm gonna kick your ass cause I'm an ass with an ass."
Offender: "Please don't kick this ass in the ass even though I was staring at ass!"
Bruce: "Too late. Your ass will touch the grass after my ass puts your ass on the grass."
Offender: "Please don't kick this ass in the ass even though I was staring at ass!"
Bruce: "Too late. Your ass will touch the grass after my ass puts your ass on the grass."
by S0ulong November 20, 2023
Get the Brucemug. Bruce Campbell is the most perfect man to ever exist, his real wife is Ida Gearson (hes been married before that) but it's actually me. 🤷 ♀️
Hes very smart and he's an amazing actor.
He was born in 1958 22nd June.
He plays the bestest character ever aka Ashley J Williams.
He is the love of my life.
Hes very smart and he's an amazing actor.
He was born in 1958 22nd June.
He plays the bestest character ever aka Ashley J Williams.
He is the love of my life.
by Blacklung1601 May 12, 2023
Get the Bruce Campbellmug. by Swaggers. November 24, 2020
Get the Bruce Lee’smug.