table slapping

The act of dick slapping a person on the table while ejaculating thus lauching cum everywhere

Man after sex we where table slapping

by That512life February 9, 2015

Concrete Slappers

A pair of large, flat, durable feet, ideal for walking barefoot on concrete, making a slapping noise.

I used to think Gary was a fuckin' idiot walkin' barefoot, you know, like he wanted to get tetanus or something, but I saw his feet, and he's got some concrete slappers.

by human fucking garbage October 22, 2022

Monster Cawk Slapped

When you have a sugar high off the energy drink monster and your having sex.

Last night i monster cawk slapped that girl

by DeLarsh January 25, 2009

verbally bitch slapped

Using words that hurt. Bad.

"Daniel verbally bitch slapped the shit out of you. Shame!"

by StepUpFromSwag August 2, 2014

Slappin the go go stick

Beatin that dick like it owes you money. Slappin and spanky your soul pole to the rythym of go go music tell you paper weld your favorite male fitness magazine.

Patrick: "How was your night dude? I bone honed some axe wounds last night. Fucking crazy three some with some fine hinas."

Nathan: "Oh, well that's nice I spent all night slappin the go go stick while crying into my own boxers. That you fuckin stapled. Ya FUCK STICK!!!"

Patrick: "Your such a fag haha"

by NATHANBOGTROTER November 16, 2010

cassy-scrappy

1. a female , a few steps down the hotness chart from a cassy due to one or two oddities. 2. a female that is a 6 or 7, trying too hard to be a 10

What do you think of the girl I hooked up with last night?
Cassy-Scrappy, she would be cassy if it wasnt for that beak on her.

by cassy_noche October 21, 2011

Schappappin

To take your penis and violently slap it against a person's face 4-5 times, then proceed to ejaculate all over their face, then thrust it down their throat and make them gag on your still throbbing penis.

Man I schappappined her so hard she was knocked unconscious, when she woke up she was pissed!"

by Johnny Eberto August 2, 2009