Nacho Puncher

When a dude during same sex intercourse, proceeds to aggressively lick off the cheesy like substance in between the other man's ball sack and asshole. (This substance is referred to as smegma.) Then spits it in his face and yells nacho cheese while pulling violently on his penis.

Guy 1: Wow, I am so sore from last night.
Guy 2: Ya, we Nacho Punched for hours.

or
Guy 1: We should try the Nacho Puncher.
Guy 2: Sure, I heard it was great at extending your penis.

by Rogue And N.A.S.A December 13, 2010

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punching the angry elf

the act of masturbating.

" Man when i got home last night my girl fell asleep so i ended up punching the angry elf."

by NEM@SER April 22, 2009

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punchedinthefacebook.com

n. A networking site for battered women and/or pussy men and children..

Did you see Rhianna's new profile on punchedinthefacebook.com? Chris really fucked her up!

by BrAcK6 November 6, 2009

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Punching The Shark

Masturbation - usually referring to an Australian male pleasuring himself

That bloke Henry got caught "punching the shark" when his mum walked in on him!

by Aussie Bloke December 18, 2012

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Punching the Knuckle Clock

When you pass up a night of fun with friends and family to sit around alone at your place with porn and masturbate over and over again. During this time you wonder periodically between sessions if you made the write choice. This will often start to seem like work, but since you already passed on the fun you might as well do a good job of punching the knuckle clock...

The whole place stank of jizz and loneliness. A tear ran softly down my cheek as i continued punching the knuckle clock..

by Thedude78 September 4, 2012

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