punching the angry elf

the act of masturbating.

" Man when i got home last night my girl fell asleep so i ended up punching the angry elf."

by NEM@SER April 22, 2009

ace in the hole

ace in the hole can be a term used to describe transvestites

Tom: Did you bang that chic from last night?
Bob:Nah she was a he, had an ace in the hole.

"That chic i went home last night was really a dude."
"Ah, an ace in the hole."

by NEM@SER April 23, 2009