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it ain't that kinda night 

Any sort of situation in which you do not wish to include someone or partake in something after someone brings it up.
Chad: So dudes and dudettes, we were thinking about hitting up some movies tonight. You down?
Amber: Oh my god yes! Can I bring my friend Emily? She has NOTHING to do tonight.
Chad: I dunno Amber. It ain't that kinda night.

That Night Don’t Owe Us Nothing! 

You went to a place and had a great time. 10 out of 10 fun night. You leave feeling like you got everything out of the night. Therefore THAT NIGHT DON’T OWE YOU NOTHING! Why doesn’t it owe you? Because you got all you expected and took it ALL!
We went to New Orleans last night. That night don’t owe us nothing!

wet birds don't fly at night 

A old primary saying derrived from biblical scripture referring to the cosmic unbalance experienced by both humans and birds in an aura of wetness. The shared self interprentence is lost by the swelling darkness of night, and an uncontrolable urge of wisdom not to fly till dawn arrives.
Two guys come out of a pub:

1st Guy: "Lets burn some rubber in da drag races man while its dark! No coppers!"

2nd Guy:"Wet birds don't fly at night... remember that man..."

late night stick that won't quit 

When a guy wakes up in the middle of the night, with a huge erection. A guy will try to ignore his erection and try to go back to sleep (because when you're tired, it's hard to wank it).

The problem with this is, the more you ignore it, the harder it gets and the longer it keeps you awake. So you're only choice is to just beat it, ejaculate, and go to sleep in your orgasmic state.
I woke up at 3 in the morning last night, and had a late night stick that won't quit, and I was up 'till 4:30 until I decided to just beat it the fuck up.

This ain't even my whole night 

A phrase that indicates the lack of significance of any given situation in relation to the series of events contained in a days duration of time
Lenard - Looks like I beat you at chess again

Some Guy - Whatever, this ain't even my whole night

Don't Break the Seal Night 

Bar special where you drink for free until you have to urinate. Any drinks you get after you "break the seal" have to be paid for.
Carl only managed to get six beers for free on Don't Break the Seal Night...should have gone to the john before.