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it ain't that kinda night
Any sort of situation in which you do not wish to include someone or partake in something after someone brings it up.
Chad: So dudes and dudettes, we were thinking about hitting up some movies tonight. You down?
Amber: Oh my god yes! Can I bring my friend Emily? She has NOTHING to do tonight.
Chad: I dunno Amber. It ain't that kinda night.
Amber: Oh my god yes! Can I bring my friend Emily? She has NOTHING to do tonight.
Chad: I dunno Amber. It ain't that kinda night.
it ain't that kinda night by kit fistbro November 8, 2010
That Night Don’t Owe Us Nothing!
You went to a place and had a great time. 10 out of 10 fun night. You leave feeling like you got everything out of the night. Therefore THAT NIGHT DON’T OWE YOU NOTHING! Why doesn’t it owe you? Because you got all you expected and took it ALL!
That Night Don’t Owe Us Nothing! by StaciLinn April 27, 2022
wet birds don't fly at night
A old primary saying derrived from biblical scripture referring to the cosmic unbalance experienced by both humans and birds in an aura of wetness. The shared self interprentence is lost by the swelling darkness of night, and an uncontrolable urge of wisdom not to fly till dawn arrives.
Two guys come out of a pub:
1st Guy: "Lets burn some rubber in da drag races man while its dark! No coppers!"
2nd Guy:"Wet birds don't fly at night... remember that man..."
1st Guy: "Lets burn some rubber in da drag races man while its dark! No coppers!"
2nd Guy:"Wet birds don't fly at night... remember that man..."
wet birds don't fly at night by Gdogs McC & Natablanca D January 13, 2006
late night stick that won't quit
When a guy wakes up in the middle of the night, with a huge erection. A guy will try to ignore his erection and try to go back to sleep (because when you're tired, it's hard to wank it).
The problem with this is, the more you ignore it, the harder it gets and the longer it keeps you awake. So you're only choice is to just beat it, ejaculate, and go to sleep in your orgasmic state.
The problem with this is, the more you ignore it, the harder it gets and the longer it keeps you awake. So you're only choice is to just beat it, ejaculate, and go to sleep in your orgasmic state.
I woke up at 3 in the morning last night, and had a late night stick that won't quit, and I was up 'till 4:30 until I decided to just beat it the fuck up.
late night stick that won't quit by Ballantine February 24, 2007
This ain't even my whole night
A phrase that indicates the lack of significance of any given situation in relation to the series of events contained in a days duration of time
This ain't even my whole night by Batdad Merla February 18, 2013
Don't Break the Seal Night
Bar special where you drink for free until you have to urinate. Any drinks you get after you "break the seal" have to be paid for.
Carl only managed to get six beers for free on Don't Break the Seal Night...should have gone to the john before.
Don't Break the Seal Night by Anonymous January 2, 2003
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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womp
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.