Chad: So dudes and dudettes, we were thinking about hitting up some movies tonight. You down?
Amber: Oh my god yes! Can I bring my friend Emily? She has NOTHING to do tonight.
Chad: I dunno Amber. It ain't that kinda night.

it ain't that kinda night by kit fistbro November 8, 2010

That Night Don’t Owe Us Nothing!

You went to a place and had a great time. 10 out of 10 fun night. You leave feeling like you got everything out of the night. Therefore THAT NIGHT DON’T OWE YOU NOTHING! Why doesn’t it owe you? Because you got all you expected and took it ALL!

We went to New Orleans last night. That night don’t owe us nothing!

That Night Don’t Owe Us Nothing! by StaciLinn April 27, 2022

wet birds don't fly at night

A old primary saying derrived from biblical scripture referring to the cosmic unbalance experienced by both humans and birds in an aura of wetness. The shared self interprentence is lost by the swelling darkness of night, and an uncontrolable urge of wisdom not to fly till dawn arrives.

Two guys come out of a pub:

1st Guy: "Lets burn some rubber in da drag races man while its dark! No coppers!"

2nd Guy:"Wet birds don't fly at night... remember that man..."

wet birds don't fly at night by Gdogs McC & Natablanca D January 13, 2006

late night stick that won't quit

When a guy wakes up in the middle of the night, with a huge erection. A guy will try to ignore his erection and try to go back to sleep (because when you're tired, it's hard to wank it).

The problem with this is, the more you ignore it, the harder it gets and the longer it keeps you awake. So you're only choice is to just beat it, ejaculate, and go to sleep in your orgasmic state.

I woke up at 3 in the morning last night, and had a late night stick that won't quit, and I was up 'till 4:30 until I decided to just beat it the fuck up.

late night stick that won't quit by Ballantine February 24, 2007

This ain't even my whole night

A phrase that indicates the lack of significance of any given situation in relation to the series of events contained in a days duration of time

Lenard - Looks like I beat you at chess again

Some Guy - Whatever, this ain't even my whole night

This ain't even my whole night by Batdad Merla February 18, 2013

Don't Break the Seal Night

Bar special where you drink for free until you have to urinate. Any drinks you get after you "break the seal" have to be paid for.

Carl only managed to get six beers for free on Don't Break the Seal Night...should have gone to the john before.

Don't Break the Seal Night by Anonymous January 2, 2003

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026