Bad Melon

Just something that is generally bad/devastating.
Or something is just generally unlucky.

Mike: Where were you?
John: O I was ill.
Mike: Man.. thats Bad Melon it was a good night

by Harrison Edwards May 5, 2008

MELONAID

-noun- Similar to lemonaid but with a hint of dislexia.

"20$ for a lags of melonaid!!!"

by krispy kreme December 9, 2004

melonology

The Study of Melons

I like tits, so i will study up on my melonology.

by Anonymous October 23, 2003

melon stick

Just what it sounds like - a melon, usually a honeydew, stuck on top of a stick, and placed somewhere in a pathetic attempt to fool others into thinking that it is actually the person who constructed it.

1. The 'tard put a melon stick on his chair so people would think he was still at work when he actually left work early.

2. Bobby Brady used a pillow under his blankets as a melon stick so his mother would think he was still in bed when he was really downstairs spying on Cindy's sleepover.

3. That gimuntuan fuck stick FT is as useless as a melon stick.

by Phak Yoo November 18, 2004

melon-farmer

A man who's into women with large breasts.

Damn your GF is hot! Yeah man I love her melons, that's why I'm a melon-farmer!

by Biggerslol August 30, 2010

melanson

An ugly Canadian who just cannot get enough chode in his ass. He is a complete faggot who cannot make a comeback. A melanson is the type of kid to act big to make himself feel better

Man, that kid is such a melanson
True bro, he is a faggot

by NoXhill106 June 27, 2017

melon

A fantastic blowjob. See also: head succ becky

Dude, sometimes you just need some really good melon to get your mind off of things.

by Verber April 9, 2018