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MELONAID 

-noun- Similar to lemonaid but with a hint of dislexia.
"20$ for a lags of melonaid!!!"
MELONAID by krispy kreme December 9, 2004

melonology 

The Study of Melons
I like tits, so i will study up on my melonology.
melonology by Anonymous October 23, 2003

melon stick 

Just what it sounds like - a melon, usually a honeydew, stuck on top of a stick, and placed somewhere in a pathetic attempt to fool others into thinking that it is actually the person who constructed it.
1. The 'tard put a melon stick on his chair so people would think he was still at work when he actually left work early.

2. Bobby Brady used a pillow under his blankets as a melon stick so his mother would think he was still in bed when he was really downstairs spying on Cindy's sleepover.

3. That gimuntuan fuck stick FT is as useless as a melon stick.
melon stick by Phak Yoo November 18, 2004

melon-farmer 

A man who's into women with large breasts.
Damn your GF is hot! Yeah man I love her melons, that's why I'm a melon-farmer!
melon-farmer by Biggerslol August 30, 2010
An ugly Canadian who just cannot get enough chode in his ass. He is a complete faggot who cannot make a comeback. A melanson is the type of kid to act big to make himself feel better
Man, that kid is such a melanson
True bro, he is a faggot
melanson by NoXhill106 June 27, 2017
A fantastic blowjob. See also: head succ becky
Dude, sometimes you just need some really good melon to get your mind off of things.
melon by Verber April 9, 2018