ironeno

Emo! PEw PEW had no life likes men and eats cardboard for a living!

Ironeno was walking around office then BOOM JSPREECH NAILED HIS HEAD TO THE WALL WITH A M4!

by jspreech March 7, 2008

iPhone sucker

1. (n) i-phone-su-cker

Some one who is on another phone service than AT&T (ie. Verizon, Sprint, T-Mobile, etc). This person is someone who wants the iPhone very much but knows they cant have it because it would cost more to switch from there current phone service. This person is also waiting for the iPhone to come to there phone service.

"Ergh, Will you are such an iPhone sucker!"

by will6680 March 17, 2010

iphone repair

We're not sure if it's animal, vegetable, or mineral, but it's what the techs at www.iPhone-repair-new-york.com (248 W. 35th St, New York, NY 10001 646-688-5385) eat, breathe, and sleep. Rumor has it it was reverse engineered by NASA after the Roswell Crash, but I also hear Chuck Norris invented it after round-house kicking the universe into existence.

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked my iPhone and now I need iPhone repair.

by iphone repair man May 18, 2011

iPhoner

Someone who is so dependent on their iPhone that they can barely function without it.

Me: Do you know where the nearest subway stop is?

Matthew: I don't. Let's ask that iPhoner Sam.

by jen480 July 30, 2009

iPhone Generation

people, mostly 20 somethings,who are addicted to their i Phones and its apps.

Steph and Mike two of the iPhone generation, never put down their phones.There's no app for that

by busterhumphammer February 14, 2010

Virgin Iphone

An iphone that has never been jailbroken, or unlocked.

Guy: Shit fuck piss! My cunt ass iphone broke and apple wont replace it!
Fat ass soccer mom bitch: Thats what you get for summoning the devil to make it sinful!

Other guy: im still got a virgin iphone
Guy: *Chopping the shit out of fat as soccer mom bitch*

by KILL ALL SOCCER MOMS March 22, 2010

iPhoney

a way to piss off your iphone using friends who are so insecure that they will not turn off the 'sent from my iPhone" option or are perhaps to stupid to figure out how.

hey jackass, you think I am impressed with that sent from my iPhone tagline?
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sent from my iPhoney

by sjmvi August 4, 2008