limp-dicking-it

Coming up short on what task you do.

Man this co-worker of mine was limp-dicking-it today.

limp-dicking-it by lazyboy August 14, 2013

Hip Dicking 

Happens when you are fucking a girl whose hip pops in and out of the socket while she is riding him. It makes a noise like cracking your knuckles and it can be painful when your the guy is thrashing you.

I can´t walk, I got hip dicked last night.

I was banging my girl so hard that her hip dicking woke the neighbors.

To punish my girlfriend I hip dicked her.

Hip Dicking by phat oreo February 14, 2009

Ducking up the finish

Celebrating before actually crossing the finish line/goal line; resulting in an embarrassing loss or inability to score on what should be an easy score.

Man, the University of Oregon keeps ducking up the finish. Did you see that University of Oregon runner start celebrating before he crossed the finish line. He ended up losing to another runner because he was celebrating before he had actually won the race.

Ducking up the finish by Jerry's stinky finger April 13, 2015

dicking the salsa 

In colloquial speech, the phrase "dicking the salsa" would be used in reference to an event, object, or person that kills the mood, or "harshes the buzz" of one or more people.

Greg: Did you see that video of that bus of puppies falling into a lake?

Sam: Dude, stuff like that is really dicking the salsa.

dicking the salsa by boolat June 10, 2018

urban-dicking it up 

when you have nothing to do and waste a long time of your life browsing the words on urban dictionary .com

Hey what are you guys doing?

Urban-dicking it up.

W...what?

urban-dicking it up by Womjeff April 13, 2011

Dick Dockin' 

When one parks their vehicle outside the lines of a parking space either to pompously protect it from getting scratched or just out of sheer ignorance and carelessness.

"Look at this motherfucker "Dick Dockin'" his 1990 Fiero at the empty end of Walmart...

Dick Dockin' by BluePostItNote August 17, 2016

Moby Dicking

When you forget to bookmark some great porn and don't remember the title of the video and don't know any of the models' names, you have to go searching for it in an endless sea of porn.

I'm so frustrated! I spent all afternoon moby dicking to no avail.

Moby Dicking by goyo May 21, 2016