blowjob

Something that my mother does to obtain free trips to the U.S (typically old men)

'My mother gave a blowjob to some old fuck to get free crap'

by xGiveMeAllYourPoisonsx October 29, 2007

half a blowjob

when your girl is giving you a blow job & her dad calls to say he's on his way before she's done.

In extreme cases, you may have to hide your erection to go meet her parents.

Warning: This may result in blue balls if you don't finish off yourself. Try to avoid repeated incidents.

guy 1: dude, did she swallow?

guy 2: nah, her dad called before I was finished. I only got half a blowjob

by hisbabygirl August 20, 2007

blowjob

a great b day present for both people

sammantha: i enjoyed jhonnes blowjob

by katty hola June 1, 2006

Blowjob Machine

someone who always give the perfect blowjob

Sharon is 'The' Blowjob Machine

by got trophy head November 26, 2009

Super Blowjob

Something that sucks and blows at the same time

Dude...Drafting Class is a Super Blowjob

by Kaptn May 3, 2009

mystery blowjob

A mystery blowjob is getting your dick sucked when you put your cock through the hole in the partition wall at the gloryholes.

I got a mystery blowjob last night at the Cum Palace!

by USAF Cadet October 10, 2020

British Blowjob

When you receive oral sex from somebody, but you can feel their teeth, making the experience slightly uncomfortable.

Brittany definitely needs braces, because she can only give out British blowjobs.

by ShinxUncle September 6, 2010