The so-called "Blue Waffle Disease" is a new urban legend sparked by an image of a woman's bluish-tinted, scabbed vagina widely circulated on the internet. The image is thought to be Photoshopped. If it is, in fact, a real woman's vagina (not digitally altered), it is likely severely bruised as lacerated as a result of rape.
Dr. Amy Whitaker, professor of Obstetrics/Gynecology at the University of Chicago Hospital:
“There is no disease known as “blue waffle disease,” in the medical world. There is no disease that causes a blue appearance on the external genitalia. ... The common belief among medical professionals with whom I have spoken or e-mailed about this is that it is a hoax; the picture and “fake” disease used to lure people into some web site. ... There are no STDs that go only from women to men. (Really now, how would women get them?!)"
“There is no disease known as “blue waffle disease,” in the medical world. There is no disease that causes a blue appearance on the external genitalia. ... The common belief among medical professionals with whom I have spoken or e-mailed about this is that it is a hoax; the picture and “fake” disease used to lure people into some web site. ... There are no STDs that go only from women to men. (Really now, how would women get them?!)"
by lizardqueen August 5, 2012
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by abu kadabi May 16, 2006
Get the Belgian Waffle mug.A "sloppy waffle" is the result of an event similar to a "circle jerk", difference being the "winner" gets to eat what must be a waffle, after he is the last of at least two participants to ejaculate on it.
Josh: Yo Slops, tell Shazz here what Belgian Breakfast is.
Darren: You see, it's what happens when at least two fags and or frat boys gather around an Eggo and start tuggin', the participant who is able hold in his lode long enough to be the last one to blow gets to eat it. A Belgian Breakfast is the result of a round-robin tournament, where the winners pile their winnings in a stack of sloppy waffles, winner of the tournament gets to...
Darren: You see, it's what happens when at least two fags and or frat boys gather around an Eggo and start tuggin', the participant who is able hold in his lode long enough to be the last one to blow gets to eat it. A Belgian Breakfast is the result of a round-robin tournament, where the winners pile their winnings in a stack of sloppy waffles, winner of the tournament gets to...
by teh_slops September 3, 2010
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I was blue waffeling with Pete the other night, but it totally backfired, because he spat his drink all over my computer, and now i need a new keyboard :(
by cheeseflambe August 6, 2010
Get the Blue waffeling mug.after mike shit on gregs face, he then smacked him in the face with his tennis racket,and said,damn big money thats an awesome "Hershey Waffle."
by PoopWhacker March 14, 2009
Get the hershey waffle mug.Comes from word "vahva" in Estonia. Short nickname of WaffaDrunker aka Waffa Margus who is working as IT proffessional in CNMI and Estonia.
Some famous "Waffa"s: Ali Waffa - New York mobster (dead)
Waffa bin Laden - Singer from Geneva, whois fater is brother of Osama
Waffa is also a Tairora language spoken in Papua New Guinea
There is also Bolliwood Hindi movie called "Bewaffa Se Waffa". It's very sensitive story of two friends Rukhsar & Nagma.
Some famous "Waffa"s: Ali Waffa - New York mobster (dead)
Waffa bin Laden - Singer from Geneva, whois fater is brother of Osama
Waffa is also a Tairora language spoken in Papua New Guinea
There is also Bolliwood Hindi movie called "Bewaffa Se Waffa". It's very sensitive story of two friends Rukhsar & Nagma.
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