A short, skanky girl who is extremely tan and wearing slutty clothing, thus resembling Snooki from MTV's 'Jersey Shore.'
'Did you see that skank in the pink dress? Total Snook-alike.'
'I really wanted to punch that girl in the face.
The Snook-alike?
Yep.'
'I really wanted to punch that girl in the face.
The Snook-alike?
Yep.'
by sassmastermk May 16, 2010
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Get the Snook mug.a commonly used word, that can be used to describe the masculine hobbies of masturbating and viewing pornography.
steve: hey jouni, why do you have so many calluses on your hand?
jouni: i've been playing a lot of snooker this week.
jouni: my damn computer broke.
maiju: ahhhh! while watching porn right!
jouni: well, i was watching snooker, actually.
jouni: i've been playing a lot of snooker this week.
jouni: my damn computer broke.
maiju: ahhhh! while watching porn right!
jouni: well, i was watching snooker, actually.
by teppo whobangalainen June 18, 2011
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love you snook's <3 (:
love you snook's <3 (:
" did you watch jersey shore ?! "
friend #1
" yess, did you see snooki kick her ass ?! "
friend #2
- laughs -
" yess, ajaja that was sooo funny "
friend #1
" whata snooki move ! "
friend #2
" EXACLY ,! "
- laughs -
friend #1
friend #1
" yess, did you see snooki kick her ass ?! "
friend #2
- laughs -
" yess, ajaja that was sooo funny "
friend #1
" whata snooki move ! "
friend #2
" EXACLY ,! "
- laughs -
friend #1
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by weslyhause January 24, 2011
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During the race, Ian's nose was running, so he put his finger on the side of his nose and snorked. Being well-mannered, he first made sure no one was behind him.
Did Santa snork to get up the chimney?
Did Santa snork to get up the chimney?
by Dene Dave December 20, 2007
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