School Computer

Either school issued laptops or the computers found in the library and computer labs.

Characteristics of a school computer:

-Trash hardware

-SHIT processor and graphics card, inability to run any games. Even something as simple as Minecraft or Roblox wouldn't start, forget about running anything decent.

-Inability to run even anything, even opening up Microsoft Word might crash the computer.

-Grainy 480p monitor from the 70's

-Extremely strict and unnecessary parental controls. Nearly every site will be blocked even the ones such as YouTube and Agar.io. The parental controls are the only thing on the computer that even works

-A pain in the ass and a bad time. You're better off buying a $500 computer yourself

Person 1: This school computer is trash, It can't even open Minecraft
Person 2: Yeah, let's just save for a real computer.

by TheExtremeEvoker December 24, 2018

Charzian Scale

A scale in which men secretly grade women based off of three factors; Beauty (personal attractiveness), personality (approachability) and whether or not you could see a future with this woman (wife material). Each one of the factors has its own scale from 1-100 and should be discussed in order of beauty, personality and future wife material. A lot of guys do this their head and a lot are unaware that they do it. I'm sure women got they're own scale and factors.

guy1: "Hey what's the charzian scale for her?"

guy2: "She's really hot but has resting bitch face. I'm going to say 91, 87, 90."

guy1: "Those are up there man, go talk to her."

guy2: "Alright, find out what's she's really like. That 87 might go up."

by Abriel Ole September 14, 2016

schlort

A skinny, tiny, shriveled up chode. It tends to fold and is impossible to jerk off with.

Holy shit dude, don't whip out your schlort in the changeroom bro.

by lebronisgoat October 31, 2018

prometheus school of running away from things

A saying that is applied when somethimg is falling on or chasing someone, and instead of turning and running to get out of the path of the object, this person runs straight instead.

The man ran was about to be crushed by the falling building because he obviously went to the prometheus school of running away from things.

by JokinWaffle March 27, 2016

Scarlett Johansson

The most mommiest of mommies . Like she could kill me then resurrect me then kill me again . Like just hand in marriage already .

“ Scarlett Johansson is hot “

by Penishater2.0 April 3, 2021

scamboozle

to take advantage of people when their judgment is impaired by alcohol

I seem to remember somebody pouring more birthday drinks, in an attempt to scamboozle me into the sac; but I don't think it worked.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ August 24, 2012

Scrub the heezy

1. To prepare carefully for an event. (v.)

2. To get cleaned up. Attend to one's personal hygiene.(v.)

Travis: wha' cho' doin' with does CDs beyotch?
Bambiqua: Scrubbin' the heezy for the party, foo ! This party going to be off the chainsaw!

OR

Bambiqua: Whew! did all y'all forget to scrub the heezy?

Travis: I just come from shootin' hoops straight off the heeze.

Bambiqua: Well, git!

by 209 fo evah! June 4, 2010