Procarstinate

When you arrive at work and just sit in your car instead of facing the real
World.

Sally had arrived a full 15 minutes early yet opted to procarstinate for 30 minutes by just staring blankly, contemplating her existential crisis. And was now late for work.

by BigCritterDoc October 16, 2021

Procrastinating

The art of not doing what you're supposed to and instead just doing nothing. It's most commonly seen in middle school students. They will do absolutely nothing just to not do their homework.

"hey friend, are you procrastinating again?"
"yes, of course. why wouldn't I?"
"But you should do your work" "no"

by panckes May 3, 2022

procrastination

when you've typed `1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./ (left-to-right, going downward on a keyboard), /.,mnbvcxz';lkjhgfdsa\poiuytrewq=-0987654321` (right-to-left, going upward on a keyboard) and all 16 variations of qpzm (the 4 corners of the keyboard).

congratulations, you've become a MASTER OF BOREDOM

B: "what's procrastination mean"
A: "have u typed `1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./, /.,mnbvcxz';lkjhgfdsa\poiuytrewq=-0987654321` and all 16 variants of qpzm on your keyboard?"
B: "no"
A: "then you'll never know"
B: "ok"

by dogman_ June 11, 2022

procrasticake

when you bake a cake to procrastinate on another task

"I was so stressed for my midterm, I made procrasticake. Would you like some?"

by janeclam June 20, 2022

procrastinating

what you are doing right now….

stop procrastinating and get ur work done. yeah i’m talking to you behind the screen.

by lmaoig July 6, 2022

Procrastinating

What me and you are doing right now.

"Like mate, stop procrastinating

by Bang chan is always watching August 4, 2022

Procrastination Rooster

When all the consequences of your procrastination comes crashing on you at once. Yup, they have come home to roost.

It's the first day of work after the long Christmas holidays. For all the times I've said, I'll deal with aht next year! Now the Procrastination Roosters have come home (to roost).

by Joanne Procrastinator January 3, 2023