lmaoig's definitions

Body pillow

A large long pillow single people like to have to make them feel happier.

Person 1. Dude I just saw my friend hanging out with this girl. I’m so lonely

Person 2. Bro. Just buy a body pillow. It will solve all your problems.

by lmaoig February 28, 2022

procrastinating

what you are doing right now….

stop procrastinating and get ur work done. yeah i’m talking to you behind the screen.

by lmaoig July 6, 2022

20-20 vision

1) a rare phenomenon that happens when a person wakes up and can see perfectly without the aid of glasses/contacts

2) a youtube channel that tricked half the population into thinking that they could predict celebrities deaths.

1) person 1: yeah i have 20-20 vision!

person 2: dude…you’re incredible!

2) person 1: hey have u seen that channel that predicts the future? it’s called 20-20 vision!

person 2: um…who’s gonna tell him

by lmaoig April 13, 2022

steven grant

a middle aged for some reason kinda cute, sleep deprived british man that has a sleeping disorder who is also a guy named marc spector who is also a guy named moon knight? talk about having multiple personalities!!

person 1: omg have u seen the new marvel show moon knight?
person 2: yeah i love it! who’s ur favorite character?
person 1: oh definitely steven grant

by lmaoig April 13, 2022

call maria

the only reason why you would be searching this is….
a: you have seen those retched health videos about cpr

b: you are the class of 2022 at tws

*someone falls on the ground*
OMG CALL MARIA

by lmaoig April 13, 2022

seahorse

yes. it is a fish. i know, it’s weird.

guy 1: hey dude look at that fish over there
guy 2: that’s a seahorse

guy 1: yeah that’s what i said.

by lmaoig March 21, 2022