Pootato

After spending a huge amount of time and effort tending to your vegetable patch, it is time to harvest the spoils.

30 seconds of digging you find an abundance of carefully buried cat shits snuggled up next to your tubers.

Oh for fucks sake saggerz, all we have got is 300 pootatoes again.

by Torbaydos July 27, 2022

Pooter

A cat by the channel Brewstew who was accidentally traded out for a lookalike.

Pooter just keept staring at me

by CreativeName0 November 26, 2022

POOTEN

When you shit your pants

Omg, I fell and I went Pooten in my pants

by Bmxsickness December 5, 2022

pooterj40

The most diabolical man to walk on the planet earth. Owner of [e-mail].

Yo, my friend is so good at everything, he's like pooterj40

by GooseChain3976! August 13, 2023

pooterj40

A god.

pooterj40: nega watt

by clockclapper23 August 14, 2023

PooTrap

A small baggie you magnetically clamp around the edges of a dog's butt which collects the crap they take while on a walk, eliminating the need to pick up after them.

Walking your dog just got easier with the PooTrap! No poops, no oops!

by The Real Driller October 12, 2023

Pooterus

That sweet man meat

Synonym for Bussy

"Come on over here to daddy, let me get a slice of that Bussy."

"Not right now honey, you know my Pooterus is cramping right now."

by IGotDaBullets December 26, 2023