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(Adj) A very wide, large, saggy ass

A certain level of triehardness, widened behind caused by sitting for hours studying
The precursor to the Pixar mom syndrome, very common amongst true hards and class pets
A very large hip prevalent in teenagers that try but are very dumb and singleminded
Natalie, Efratah, and Angeline are the wattest girls ever. They have large behinds filled with subcutaneous fat from hours of study.
Watt by ihatewatts November 4, 2022
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The SI (metric) unit of power. It is equivalent a joule per second and is a measure of the rate at which work is being performed or energy is being transferred.
An incandescent lightbulb rated at 40 watts will consume 2400 joules of energy for every minute that it is on.
watt by DefineMe123 March 18, 2007
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The alter ego of a "Matt". A creature of the night. He meanders in the darkness with passion in his eyes. Alluring people of all sexes and ages to come within his ghoulish grasp. He will feast throughout the night on the bodies & souls of the innocents.
Reporter says: "The people in the Overland Park apartments was ravished Saturday night".

Spectator says: "Wow that must have been by the works of a Watt".
Watt by wingstu June 1, 2011
Dickheads with the last name of 'watt' like to use it in replace of the word 'what'.
Emailer #1 - yo mofo, sup?

Emailer #2 - watt the fuck are you talking about fuckhead?
I'm gonna watt you
Watt by Beatermypeter420 September 4, 2017
Watt is the root of all problems and stress. It brings anxiety, depression, mental problems and stress.
"The reason why you are so stressed is because of Watt"
Watt by Sarah_26 June 4, 2020

Watt Twat 

Cycling Terminology:

Describes an insecure person who shares the minute data details of their latest power meter workout with friends.
CycleNerd: Hey Mike, check your email for my power meter data from today's ride!

CycleNerd: Wow, 1-15 minutes: 200w, 16-30 minutes: 300w (with spikes up to 400w because of the wind, hills).

Mike Hunt: Get a fucking life you watt twat. No one gives a shit about your training. Are you training for Pro 1 2? No, you're a fucking Cat 3.
Watt Twat by Dr Hugh Jass December 23, 2010
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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